Who says fake breasts aren't life preservers?

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  1. XNine macrumors 68040

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    Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14365733/

    :p
     
  2. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    I am hereby starting a foundation with the purpose of furthering this heretofore unrecognized means of protection and developing bigger and better products.
     
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    Can I be on the board as a Member in Charge of Research?
     
  5. KingYaba macrumors 68040

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    I'll do your PR work for ya :)
     
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    I accidentally my whole location.
  7. XNine thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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    Perhaps we just found replacement for flak jackets for our soldiers?
     
  8. emw macrumors G4

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    Can women with fake breasts no longer board airplanes?

    Walk around behind women with fake breasts?
     
  9. eva01 macrumors 601

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    You'd think so, since you could technically put any liquid in them, break them then you have a liquid bomb

    yay
     
  10. KingYaba macrumors 68040

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    People smuggle heroin that way ;) So it would be no suprise to see a lady all dressed up in their burqa or chadors w/ implants...
     
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    Oh lord, that's just begging for some Photoshop jockey to provide us with a laugh...
     
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    That's one fine looking flack jacket you have there miss.
     
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    Humanitarian statements like this bring tears to my eyes.
     
  14. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    Someone else angling for a spot on the broad... I mean board... of this new committee? ;)
     
  15. zimv20 macrumors 601

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    it would be difficult for only one person to stay abreast of all the developments.
     
  16. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    What would be his title?
     
  17. WildCowboy Administrator/Editor

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    Will this board be meeting in Silicone Valley? DD-Cup-ertino, perhaps?
     
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    Stop acting like such a boob.
     
  19. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    Only if I get to be Inspector #1 or in charge of Quality Control. ;)
     
  20. zimv20 macrumors 601

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    wouldn't you rather be in charge of Quantity Control?
     
  21. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    As long as they're all of good quality, quantity is irrelevant ;)

    Quality boobies for everyone, I say!
     
  22. dogbone macrumors 68020

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    I hope I don't live to be too old, it will be horrific. There'll be all these geriatric ladies around with perfect silicon breasts.
     
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    i feel physical pain reading this
     
  25. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    Well, they are saying 40 is the new 30...maybe they're expanding on it a bit. ;)
     

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