Why all the trouble in the ME? It's the Gays of course!

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by mactastic, Jul 26, 2006.

  1. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    All this time we've been arguing back and forth about who is to blame and why all this **** is happening in Israel/Lebanon -- and we all forgot to check the easiest place of all: It's the homos, stupid. Yes, in addition to causing Katrina, now those rotten Gay people have apparently started a war in the Middle East...
    Yep, it's the Gays and their agenda/lifestyle again. :rolleyes:

    Oh well, I needed SOME levity WRT this whole situation...
     
  2. Sayhey macrumors 68000

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    Further proof of the existence of fundamentalist idiots the world over.
     
  3. j26 macrumors 65832

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    Wow.


    So if we kill the fags we'll have world peace?
    Should we stone them to death, or will any method of killing do?
     
  4. aquajet macrumors 68020

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    I love these sorts of comparisons. So charmingly fallacious. They always give me a good laugh.


    :rolleyes:
     
  5. hulugu macrumors 68000

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    Silly gays. Always causing people to fight. When all they want is love. Silly, silly gay people.
     
  6. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    I never would have guessed Pat Robertson has a Jewish alter-ego.
     
  7. mactastic thread starter macrumors 68040

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    And of course you can thank the respectable reporting of the World Nut Daily for that stellar report.
     
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    And Muslim, and Hare Krishna, and Atheist etc. etc. There is no shortage of that type of persona.
     
  9. yg17 macrumors G5

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    I think the bible says stoning is the preferred method :rolleyes:
     
  10. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    Damnit that must be the reason why I stubbed my toe this morning too...oh and the reason my cat puked up his lunch...f'in hell!
     
  11. scem0 macrumors 604

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    They forgot to put :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: 's at the end of their article.

    Wait... they were serious?!

    e
     
  12. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Wow- Jews in the US have always been really cool to us homos. Again, I have to question why the hell we support Israel. They just lost my support in a big way. They should be asking for all the help they can get. We homos can be quite the fighting force. If I were in the US Army right now and they wanted to deploy me to Israel or to some place of interest for them, I'd quit- And I'd say exactly why.

    And that would suck, because I would have to explain that to all my Jewish friends. :(
     
  13. Chundles macrumors G4

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    Maybe it's the gays fault we've got no snow this winter?

    They seem to be the cause of everything else. I'm going to start compiling a list of all the things the gays are responsible for:

    1. No snow this winter
    2. War in the Middle East
    3. Global Warming
    4. The decline in popularity and eventual cancellation of "Diff'rent Strokes"
    5. The bad TV reception in my apartment
    6. There not being a PowerBook G5 - not next Tuesday, not ever.
    7. Little Johnny Howard being short and un-statesmanlike.

    Feel free to add to the list.
     
  14. dornoforpyros macrumors 68040

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    of course! it's all so clear now!

    If we're not to careful we're all gonna catch teh gay and then the world will really be in bad shape! :rolleyes:
     
  15. Chundles macrumors G4

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    I've heard you can catch "teh gay" from just walking past someone on the street who might be gay.

    What a load of crap eh? I don't understand the whole "lets heap crap on the different ones" mentality that seems to be going round at the moment.
     
  16. KingYaba macrumors 68040

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    World Net Daily has an agenda. Get over it. I don't expect much out of them. As do all news networks. (haha yes FOX TOO)
     
  17. j26 macrumors 65832

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    Grand, I'll stop by the beach on the way into work. Granted, they're smooth and don't leave as much of a gash, but they do leave a great dent if you get a good hit!!
     
  18. Queso macrumors G4

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    Quick everyone, back in the closet!!! People are dying out there!!
     
  19. BoyBach macrumors 68040

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    No that we know what the cause of the world ending is, it's time for everybody find out how gay they are, and therefore their level of threat to the world.

    Anybody that score highly should do the decent thing and and join the 'To Be Stoned' queue ;)

    BTW, I'm 26% percent gay, so does that make me safe?
     
  20. Mike Teezie macrumors 68020

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    Of course they have an agenda - I think they've spelled it out pretty clearly.

    Discrimination, it's so hot right now.
     
  21. Chundles macrumors G4

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    Are there any women here??

    Remember, no-one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle...
    [​IMG]
     
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    Saying WND has an agenda and so do other networks is like saying Michael Schumacher drives a car and so do I.
     
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    Isn't there a term for this? Scapegoating I believe. I seem to recall someone doing this to Jews once, blaming them for everything. I think his name was Hitler or something.

    Well, someone had to mention Hitler in this thread.
     
  25. Queso macrumors G4

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    The irony of that would be lost on the state of Israel, although there are plenty of Jews in the West that completely get it.
     

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