Why Apple Will be Extinct by 2017

Discussion in 'Wasteland' started by senseinobu, Jan 7, 2013.

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  1. macrumors newbie

    Jan 7, 2013
  2. macrumors Nehalem


    Feb 19, 2005
    Please. There's no chance Apple will shut their doors by 2017. Where do people come up with this crap?
  3. Moderator emeritus


    Oct 8, 2002
    The Bamboo Forest
    That parody article is a waste of Internet space and brain power to read. I recognize it's parody but it's not even good parody. Somebody spent all of 10 minutes writing this junk.

    Save your Internet and don't give this dribble page views.

    4. Windows has their own stores.
    3. Siri sucks.
    2. Windows Movie Maker is better than Final Cut.
    1. iPhone owners are hippies.

    I'm not joking. Those are the reasons.
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