Why Women Live Longer Than Men...

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  1. munkle macrumors 68030

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  2. neilrobinson macrumors 6502

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    not bad, seen most of em before but a few new ones, made me laugh anyway.

    i remember printing (about A1ish) some of them for a guy, he was the safety guy at a rigging place.
     
  3. Chappers macrumors 68020

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    seen them before but always worth seeing again.
     
  4. Roger1 macrumors 65816

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    Hmmm, odd. I didn't see any pictures of me in there.
     
  5. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Yes, I have seen many of them before. The thought that went through my mind was, wonder if there wasn't some Photoshop work done.
     
  6. Doctor Q Administrator

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    I don't get it. I was just doing all of those things this morning while fixing things around the house. Duh, what's the problem? ;)
     
  7. scem0 macrumors 604

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    The last one looks photoshopped to me.

    funny stuff :).

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    Haha! Those are all really funny... It's amazing the things us guys will do. :p
     
  9. Wyvernspirit macrumors 6502a

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    Of course, men live longer if they get married, wonder why that is? And women who get married die yonger, wonder why thaat is?

    So I always thought, when proposing and giving a diamond ring to that special women you should say:

    "This ring is in payment for the life that I am going to suck out of you for myself."

    :D
     
  10. AmigoMac macrumors 68020

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    <typo> This ring is in payment for the life that I am going to make you suck from myself </typo> :eek: :confused:

    BOT: Nice photos, never seen before.
     
  11. munkle thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Too. Many. Jokes.
    Must. Resist.

    :eek: ;) :p
     
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    I recall some interesting contraptions I've used to install crown around a 18' ceiling. Didn't have any proper scaffolding since interior trim rarely requires getting up high, so we cobbled something together with 2x12's, 15' ladders, saw horses, and five gallon buckets. Oh, and a 1x2 for support in the middle. Now that was fun. If I remember correctly, we actually used step ladders on top of this rigging.
     
  14. Lord Blackadder macrumors G5

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    I was perusing the same site and came across this.

    The Extra Man

    I'd love to slap whoever came up with that because I just spent the last 10 minutes of my life staring at it like a moron.
     
  15. munkle thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Yeah that's a good un, I think Dr Q posted it not to long ago and some people provided VERY detailed answers to how it worked! :p Even now it still makes me go a little cross eyed!
     
  16. FelixDerKater macrumors 68000

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    Men do more dangerous jobs. That accounts for a large bit of the life expectancy differences.
     
  17. Doctor Q Administrator

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    Lots of people helped explain it in the 12 becomes 13 thread.
     
  18. Mechcozmo macrumors 603

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    What's so wrong about dropping a large bomb attached to a forklift? I mean, nothing bad happened...

    Those guys look like Darwin Awards waiting to happen.
     
  19. comictimes macrumors 6502a

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    hehe... this reminds me of the time that we needed to hang something from the ceiling of our auditorium, so we set up the scaffolding, as high as possible (about 35 feet). Not high enough. Added a 15 foot ladder to the top platform of the scaffolding. Almost high enough. Had someone stand on the very top of the scaffolding, then had someone standing of the top of the ladder. That was interesting...
     

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