Wii Fit accident causes sex addiction!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Keebler, Apr 15, 2010.

  1. macrumors 68030

    #1
    Posting her phone number might help her out. I can see the lineup now...

    Now this is a weird story.

    http://technology.canoe.ca/2010/04/14/13582751-qmi.html

    Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict
    By QMI Agency

    A woman in the United Kingdom says she has the urge to have sex up to 10 times a day after she fell off her Wii Fit board.

    "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," Amanda Flowers of Manchester told the U.K.'s Daily Star. "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply."

    A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome, saying she likely damaged a nerve in the fall.

    She told the Daily Star that small vibrations, like the one from her cellphone or a food processor, turns her on.

    Flowers is single, but hopes to find a boyfriend.
     
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    Surely

    #2
    This will probably no longer be a problem......
     
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    leomac08

    #3
    wow, :D must be a show. jk....sad..
     
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    H00513R

    #4
    Hi-Yo!
     
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    Aldaris

    #5
    Tim Henson of Distorted View covered this today...

    Hmmm... How can I get similar results...:cool:
     
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    Aldaris

    #6
    Anither source cited her as working in the catering business...:rolleyes:
     
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    GoCubsGo

    #7
    *dusts off the wii fit*
     
  8. Guest

    Surely

    #8
    You may want to pour some lube onto the wii fit board so you fall off like she did......:D
     
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    H00513R

    #9
    Now's the time to ask jessica if she has a boyfriend all you single men! :p
     
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    Dagless

    #10
    I live near her.
    BRB.
     
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    GoCubsGo

    #11
    hahaha @ Dagless. Not sure if you do or don't, neither of us show our location.
    @ H00513R, this is one tree no man should have to bark up. Trust me.
     
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    Dagless

    #12
    Ah sorry I meant the woman in the story :eek:.
    Stuck on the bus now. There's an awful lot of traffic in town tonight.
     
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    RedTomato

    #13
    Ah so that's why all the trains are full up today.

    Clearly this woman is on heat, and has volcanic feelings - her ashes needs a good clearing out. Must be a good ice-melter.
     
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    redAPPLE

    #14
    News Update: Amanda Flowers of Manchester placed her Wii Fit Board up for auction on eBay. She was quoted as saying: "Used but it was a lifechanger. Simply Orgasmagical. Bid starts with 5 £."
     
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    #15
    Pretty obvious that she's faking ;)
     
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    whooleytoo

    #16
    So after this accident, she wants to have sex 10 times a day?

    So, she's basically.... a man.
     
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    patrick0brien

    #17
    From what I read this is not actually "Sex Addiction" as psychological condition, but "Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD)"

    Linkypoo

    After reading up on that, at first, my thoughts were "hey, that sounds kinda fun". Then I thought "yeah, for maybe a day".

    Can you imagine trying to conduct a meeting?

    "So you see, the sales for last - mmmmmMMMMOOOOOOOHHHH!!!"

    "Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah, sales are trending upWAAAAARRDD!"

    "... and...things...<pant, pant>... are looking GOOOODDD! OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD OHGODYESYESYES!!!!"
     
  18. macrumors 601

    Don't panic

    #18
    reminds me of an old scifi movie where they could somehow record sensations and feelings on tape and then play them back and one of the characters had put an orgasm on a loop and just went with in :D
    i seem to remember that the guy actually died of it, but i'm nort sure.
     
  19. macrumors 6502a

    #19
    Brainstorm . The character did not die, he became "...more than I was." .
     
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    toolbox

    #20
    Someone is going to have a queue of people out the front of there house! brb lol
     
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    #21
    The person who figures out how to replicate that accident will be an instant bllionaire.
     
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    Abstract

    #22
    So even I could give her orgasms? Me??
     
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    roadbloc

    #23
    Um.... I'm gonna be honest now....
     
  24. macrumors Penryn

    Abstract

    #24
    I was just joking.

    The ladies think I'm awesome in bed. I've never heard any of them moaning at me, so.....
     
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    leomac08

    #25
    Be firm in your responses! Instead of:

    The ladies think I'm awesome in bed.

    The ladies feel I'm awesome in bed. :p
     

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