Windows is as secure as Linux. I'm serious...stop laughing

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  1. srobert macrumors 68020

    srobert

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    Gotta love the title of this article :D

    Ballmer: Windows is as secure as Linux. I'm serious...stop laughing.

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    And here is the classic developper balmer link for those who want to refresh their memory:

    http://www.ntk.net/media/developers.mpg

    edit: added picture ;)

    hmmm... this gives me an idea... Take a color backgroud, add a black silhouette of balmer doing his infamous monkey dance. Put an iPod in his hand. Add lighter shaded area under the armpits, You just got yourself the next iPod add. If I were better at video editing, I might just try to do it myself.
     
  2. srobert thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Now *that's* funny! Who here can make an animated version of that ad?
     
  4. srobert thread starter macrumors 68020

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    I would gladly send my original artwork (with layers) to anyone able to pull this stunt :)
     
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  6. srobert thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Anyway, if anybody want the full size and layered artwork, here it is:

    My .Mac Shared Files (Updated)
     
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    LOL!
    i think someone needs to make a commercial out of it. i think i've found a new background if it wasn't pink or purple.:p
     
  9. coopdog macrumors 6502a

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    Sounds like a great ad to me. Thats very impressive!
     
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  11. srobert thread starter macrumors 68020

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    I finally found a working copy of the Ballmer's Musical.

    I've converted it to .mov and stored it on my idisk

    Music Video Here
     
  12. wdlove macrumors P6

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    That is great for some comic relief. Guess it's always worth trying a little humor. Those are all great contributions, enjoyed each and everyone. :p
     
  13. themadchemist macrumors 68030

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    "So I'm not saying 'Hey, boy, aren't we the cat's meow here.'"

    You know why you're not saying that Steve? Because NOBODY says that. NOBODY.

    If you're going to pick a metaphor, at least make it logical. For example:

    "So I'm not saying 'Hey, boy, aren't we the Apple Computer here.'"
     
  14. beg_ne macrumors 6502

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    I guess Ballmer forgot the part where Windows is only as secure when the PC running windows is turned off.

    And holy crap is he one ugly SOB. Think of all the children you could permanently mentally scar if you were made up as him for halloween.
     
  15. zach macrumors 65816

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    Turned off?

    Heh... I think the best way to make a PC running Windows secure is to delete Windows and replace it with Linux...

    :D
     

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