Windows Sourcecode!

Discussion in 'Mac Programming' started by greatdevourer, Mar 21, 2006.

  1. macrumors 68000

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    Aug 5, 2005
    #1
    /* Source Code Windows 2000 */

    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "win98.h"
    #include "workst~1.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #include "monopoly.h"
    #include "backdoor.h"
    #define INSTALL = HARD

    char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
    void main()
    {
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();

    if (first_time_installation)
    {
    make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
    make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
    disable_Netscape();
    disable_RealPlayer();
    disable_Lotus_Products();
    hang_system();
    } //if
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();

    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_31();
    do_nothing_loop();
    } // if
    } //while

    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
    set_mouse(action,jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
    } //if

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

    if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
    else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

    while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    } // while
    create_general_protection_fault();

    } // main

    :D
     
  2. macrumors 6502a

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    Nov 24, 2005
    #2
    Excellent :)
     
  3. macrumors 601

    liketom

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2004
    Location:
    Lincoln,UK
    #3
    so true , so funny


    :D
     
  4. macrumors 68000

    Josh

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2004
    Location:
    State College, PA
    #4
    OS X Source Code

    Code:
    #include <update>
    #include <graphics>
    
    int main()
    { float their_price,our_price;
      float their_performance,our_performance;
      
      if(their_price < ourprice && their_performance > our_performance)
        {  while(reality_distortion())
              { pretty_graphics();
                 update_frequently();
                 make_new_obsolete();
                 force_upgrade();
              }
    
       return 0;
    }
    
    bool reality_distortion()
    { string lies,lies2,lies3;
       bool customer_tricked;
    
       while(lies || lies2 ||  lies3)
          customer_tricked = true;
    
      return true;
    }
    
     
  5. macrumors 6502

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    Nov 23, 2005
    #5

    Nice :)
     
  6. macrumors 601

    HiRez

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2004
    Location:
    Western US
    #6
    Hehe...funny!

    But hey, who says Macs can't run Windoze software?
    Code:
    - (void)runWindowsSimulation {
        [crashView lockFocus];
        [[NSColor blueColor] set];
        NSRectFill([crashView bounds]);
        [crashView unlockFocus];
    
        [crashTextField setTextColor:[NSColor whiteColor]];
        [crashTextField setStringValue:@"A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0292:DBAA4C16. The current application will be terminated."];
    
        BOOL done = NO;
        while (!done) {
             [self release];
        }
    }
     
  7. macrumors 6502a

    Benjamin

    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2003
    Location:
    Portland, OR
    #7
    oh yeah, thats been around a few times. I remember seeing basically that when the win2k source code was leaked and it was on /., its funny alright.
     

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