Woman Accused of Smothering Boyfriend With Breasts

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    Noted in the article, it's not the first time a woman has used her breasts as weapons, and I bet they did not look like these ;):
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    There are worse ways to go I suppose :D
     
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    What a boob he was for falling for it. Thank you for the mammarys. There will be quite the inbreastigation into this case.
     
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    That's a death I'd like to have :) get smothered bytes wife's titties :)
     
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    The Government needs to do something about this. It is time to intervene and control how breasts are used.
     
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    At 51 years old I bet they were big old spaniel's ears.
     
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    I disagree, I'm opposed to any legislation that will limit people's access to breasts.

    If anything, we need more breasts.
     
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    I was being facetious.
     
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    Don't motorboat me to death, but so was he. :D
     
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    Wow. And she would of gotten away with it too if it weren't for soooo many witnesses. lololololol
     
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    Yes. Now is the time! Congress needs to pass new legislation on breast violence. There is no need for people to have breasts over a certain size. All breasts must be registered and we must close the loophole that allows people free access to breasts without a background check.

    If we can save even one life from smothering, we must act!
     
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    The line for background checks forms to the left
     
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    A breast's sole purpose is to be...ahhh, nevermind.
     
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    Seen preemptively turning herself in to authorities:

    click here for pictures and article/NSFW, but not a porn site

    :D
     
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    We have a constitutional amendment that gives us the right to bear arms. We need one that gives usnthe right to bare breasts.
     
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    Lol. First time I heard that term might have been in Wedding Crashers.

    Incredible smothering potential in those weapons... BTW, that can't be good for one's health, especially her poor back.
     
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    She does have some difficulty with them, yes, including back problems and having to have all her bras custom-made. Then again, she's in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the largest recorded pair of natural breasts (not modified by surgery or hormone), and gets paid pretty well as an adult model.
     
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