Woman arrested for drugs had steaks in socks

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  1. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    There was a news report that was a bit strange. They were arresting people for drugs and found a woman with steaks in her socks. She stole them from the Perkins restaurant where she works.

    http://www.wftv.com/news/10338468/detail.html
     
  2. Grakkle macrumors 6502a

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    Interesting. Now I'll always wonder about people with fat calves...they might really be stealing steaks!:D

    She probably didn't have steaks for dinner at the jailhouse.:p
     
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    That is crazy- stealing steaks by hiding them in your socks! :eek: :rolleyes: :D
     
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    I think I speak for everyone when I say...


    What the ****?:confused:
     
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    Yeah, that was pretty much my initial response. ;) :D :)
     
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    it's a common technique used in france to season and marinate beef
     
  7. TequilaBoobs macrumors 6502a

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    when i waited tables at this fancy french restaurant (when i was in college), on tuesdays when prime ribs were all-you-can-eat i used to order extra steaks and eat them in the bathroom, so in a way I can identify with the thief. food = $$$
     
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    I saw a guy once drop a kilo of cheese down his pants. I was considering diming him to the grocery store staff, then I got thinking about where that cheese was, and thought, naaawww, leave it be. ;)
     
  10. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    Sounds like something from Dr. Seuss.

    "I've a steak in my socks," said Jake to the Gox.

    (or)

    "Would you eat them in a box? Would you stuff them in your socks?"

    (or)

    Pete's wife likes to dress strangely to eat. Pete's wife likes to put meat on her feet.
     
  11. spicyapple macrumors 68000

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    What is that called? Dick cheese? :p eeewww!!...
     
  12. CanadaRAM macrumors G5

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    My name is Jock, I have a box. I bought some lox. And some socks. This is Jock's Lox Socks Box. It rocks.
     
  13. bousozoku thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    They had a bath in a restaurant? That was really fancy.
     
  14. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    LOL :D That was a great imitation of Dr. Seuss. :D :)
     
  15. bousozoku thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    It's Floriduh. You come to expect such things. I'm sure she couldn't understand why the police had a beef with her.
     
  16. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    Thanks. CanadaRAM's follow-up cracked me up too. That "It rocks," line was the topper. :p
     
  17. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    True, his response was pretty good as well. :D :)
     
  18. TequilaBoobs macrumors 6502a

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    hehe, it wasnt windows of the world, but for williamsburg, va it was one of the nicer places. i meant the single bathroom in the hotel lobby, where i could privately dine on my napkin wrapped prime rib sans au jus with a rosemary twig on top. mmm stirs the juices just thinking about it.
     
  19. nightdweller25 macrumors 6502

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    Puns...:rolleyes:
     
  20. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    amazing. people never cease to astound me everyday. but rarely is it for the good.
     
  21. TequilaBoobs macrumors 6502a

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    thats the official spelling now, same with Canaduh. no longer puns...
     
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    I'm pretty sure he was talking about the "beef" portion of the comment. :)
     
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    Shhhhh! IJ may be around. And believe me, when it comes to puns, you don't want to get IJ started. :rolleyes:
     
  24. Mord macrumors G4

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    That's quite a common crime, junkies tend to steal cheese as you can survive a long time on it just gnawing away at a big old lump, it's one of the most stolen items from convenience stores.
     

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