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Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by obeygiant, Jun 24, 2010.

  1. macrumors 68040




    What is this world coming to? Can't a guy walk into a gay pub dressed as a snickers bar and not get assaulted?
  2. macrumors 603

    Not to make light of this serious situation..... ok, who am I kidding, I am making light.... but I don't get the "panic attack" claim by the victim.

    I mean, I can see after getting brutally assaulted that one would reasonably have an irrational fear when confronted suddenly with a similar situation. But just how often do you come across Sumo wrestlers in Dublin pubs? I have to admit, I've never been to a Dublin pub - so perhaps it is actually a common thing?

    Ok - that was bad of me. This is a serious situation that deserves to be taken seriously. Really. No tapioca pudding for me.
  3. macrumors 68020


    Surely someone, somewhere in Dublin must have YouTube footage.
  4. macrumors 68030



  5. macrumors P6


    YouTub footage, perhaps??
  6. macrumors Core

    Jaffa Cake

    The thing is, you have to be really careful of folk dressed as sweets in pubs. To be fair, the Snickers are generally friendly enough but you really have to keep out of the way of the mints, after a few drinks some of those go absolutely menthol.
  7. JNB
    macrumors 604


    +1. Some of them after getting tanked seem to think they're Mars, the god of war, and next thing you know there's a fight involving them and the Three Musketeers. The entire evening turns into a peanut cluster, you end up dropping your pint in the fracas (which means everyone thinks you're a clumsy Butterfingers), and you get caught in the Crunch. Worst part is, it always seems to happen on PayDay.
  8. macrumors 68020


    This is pretty funny. Reminds me of a recent incident on my campus.
  9. macrumors 68040


    haha, that Snickers guy was probably just looking to SKOR. :)
  10. macrumors Penryn


    Talbot may have waved at the Snickers, but what she desperately wanted was Reese's Pieces in her mouth.
  11. macrumors 68040


    Don't you mean "Mounds"? :D
  12. macrumors G3


    All I know is that I think she was really waving at the Three Musketeers not at the snickers bar.
  13. macrumors G4

    Our local lesbian hangout is called The Candy Bar.

    Seems somehow appropriate to mention that :D
  14. macrumors 68000

    I wonder if Marianne Faithfull has ever been there.

    I know, I know. It's a myth, but still...
  15. macrumors Core


    I wonder if she kicked him in the nuts.
  16. macrumors G5

    That is not a headline you see every day.
  17. macrumors 603


    I love how they get so... CSI Dublin about the whole thing:

    I think it's the old hidden-weapon, sumo-disguise, mysterious-man-in-the- Snickers-outfit-with-the-pseudonym (a.k.a. "Marathon" man) trick! How did they think they could get away with that...
  18. macrumors G4

    Lord Blackadder

    From your link:

    Speaking of funny, what a name.
  19. macrumors 6502a


    It wasn't the guy dressed as a Snickers Bar that was assaulted, it was the woman waving to him. As far as I can see, there is no evidence presented that dressing as a Snickers Bar is detrimental to one's health. Career prospects, now that may be a different matter.

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