Women don't fart

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  1. Abstract
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    I'm convinced that women don't fart or "drop the kids off at the pool." I've dated my girlfriend for a while now, and I don't think she has ever gone to take a.....#2. Or was it a number 1? Oh, I forget, but if I spend an entire day with her from morning to night (eg: when we're on vacation), she only seems to go to the toilet for like 1 minute, so unless she's miraculously quick at it, and she holds in the gas, I can't figure it out.

    My previous girlfriend was the same way.


    I'm sure they produce waste, but when?
     
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    Get to know them a bit better...they can only hide those things for so long.
     
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    You notice to many things, Abstract.
    I think this falls under the, "Don't ask, don't tell", category.
     
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    go with her to the washrrom next time and take some notes. let me know ;)
     
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    Oh I'm sure she does. Women are human, after all.

    However, my girlfriend....... cybernetic android?

    I only noticed this after a vacation we had together. Sometimes we'd both go to the toilet at the same time, and sometimes, I'd walk out a few minutes after she does. She told me that she was looking for me outside in case she took too long. The thing is that I'm usually the one who takes too long because I actually do number 2s.
     
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    Heh. We certainly do.

    You should see the women I work with having burping contests. Funny stuff.
     
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    the number 2

    Some people only take the #2 every few days or even once a week. I'm not sure about and the rest of the world but I am a regular once a day #2 type of guy:cool:
     
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    Women do fart, worse than you could possible imagine.
     
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    My girlfriend farts.


    I'm sure that comes under the "Things You Should Never Disclose On The Internet" list
     
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    Do they clinch their noses when they sneeze?
     
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    Yes, we do... But we use our mind-control to make it look like you did it. :D
     
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    Hey, I didn't think women farted or # 2'd until I was 10 or so.

    And here's Randy's Rule - You know it's true love when you can fart in front of each other.
     
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    Fluff means never having to say you're sorry. And, isn't this where the term SBD derives? :)
     
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    MLOL. Yes they do.

    As they say, love is blind but marriage is a real eye opener! ;)

    Yep, they can water your eyes! :eek:

    BTW, if you really want to see/hear a woman fart, try taking a ride in an altitude chamber. At sea level let's say that you have 1 liter of air (gas in the intestine) that you need to get rid of. At 35,000 feet without pressurization that air will expand to about 6-9 times in volume. You have no choice but to expel gas on the way up -- real raunchy smelling gas -- even for the ladies. :D
     
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    Which brings to mind a question raised on FARK today:

    What about women who wear burqas. Do their farts get trapped in?
     
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    I think we have finally hit rock bottom on the Community Forums board.
     
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    Yes, but I doubt her breath smells that way because it's coming out from the mouth.
     
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    Yes, they do.

    Especially pregnant woman - they make some guys look like rookies.

    - D0c
     
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    My wife's behavior would prove your theory otherwise.

    I remember when we were dating, I finally got to the point where I could let one out. I did it hoping for a laugh, you know? What I got was her saying, "I've been waiting for you to do that for almost a year." Then she farted.
     

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