Woo-hoo! Angelina's single again!

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  1. cleo macrumors 65816

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  2. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Maybe when she finally gets rid of the Property of Billy Bob tattoos.
     
  3. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    I still can't deal with the silcon/saline enhancements. Besides that, I think she might be a little odd....
     
  4. menoinjun macrumors 6502a

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    Dammit!!! I can't even call dibs on this one.

    Cleo...keep her in good shape for me ok? And have fun. ;) :eek:

    Now about those burial plots...

    -Pete

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    HA! That was a good conversation during geekfest wasn't it. I have to agree, very sultry, but not my type.
     
  6. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    I seem to remember it as causing a bunch of 'eewwws' from everyone - ha!
     
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    cleo, i thought of you when i read about the newly single(again) angelina this morning...:)

    you know i got the hots for her also..saline or not....

    have you seen her in Gia? silly question, huh?

    oh well, i'm married so you go for it...

    she'd look good with a big "cleo avatar" tattoo.....:D
     
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    ha ha ha!!!! :D

    yeah...there is a degree of sexiness to her...but I'm with u on the fake breasts thing...
     
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    I say she got what she asked for. She must be on drugs or something to go out with Billy Bob Thorton. He can't act for hit! The only good acting he's ever done was when he played a redneck.... oh....wait...he is one.... :eek:
     
  10. iGav macrumors G3

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    Re: Woo-hoo! Angelina's single again!

    I think there's gonna be a long queue forming...... :p :p :p and my former lesbian housemates will probably be at the front for the honour...... :eek: :p :p
     
  11. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    Now I'm starting to wonder why all the lesbians seem to like her. Does she play on both teams? What's the attraction?
     
  12. iGav macrumors G3

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    Two words..... Lara Croft......

    Butchness personified... :p :p :p

    And if you believe what she says...... then yes she does bat for both teams..... :D well she used to anyway.......
     
  13. cleo thread starter macrumors 65816

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    She's not at all butch in the classical sense (which is odd, because IRL I generally gravitate towards butch girls). She's just... tough. And lord, is she hot. There's this lesbian flick Gia (which somebody mentioned earlier) that has something of a cult following... and let me tell you, some things just can't be acted. :D I think it's definitely Tomb Raider that does it for me, though. She's just so kick-ass and in control. I like that. :)

    All of this reminds me of a thread on one of the lesbian boards on Table Talk (on Salon.com) a while ago. A bunch of the girls were salivating over Angelina, and one was like, "Wait though, isn't she straight?"

    The punchline:
    "So's spaghetti till you get it wet!" :D
     
  14. iGav macrumors G3

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    Exactly what I meant by being butch...... not your usual stereo typical example....... hence the Lara reference...

    Can't say I fancy her...... although in a twisted way my lady and Jolie look quite similar.......
     
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    You may have called Dibs Cleo....

    But my wife is closer to LA than U and likely as determined!!

    :D ;) :eek: :p :rolleyes: :cool: :)
     
  16. cleo thread starter macrumors 65816

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    Yeah, I knew what you meant... it's just that "butch" historically has a pretty definite meaning in lesbian culture, and Angelina doesn't seem to fit into that role very well.
     
  17. iGav macrumors G3

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    Heh heh..... you're certainly right there!! :p

    I used to be dragged around alot of lesbian bars in London by my former housemates...... and I did notice that some were scarily butch...!! although there were alot of stunners there as well...... :)
     

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