World's heaviest woman is losing weight with sex

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    yg17

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    This should leave a nice image in your head and ruin any plans you had of getting intimate with your significant other and/or self tonight.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/obese-woman-loses-weight-marathon-sex-article-1.1116995

     
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    mentaluproar

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    Be sure to ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sexercise.

    I don't understand how the Guinness record does anything. Is it like banging a celebrity now? I thought only elementary school kids cared about that book. Around middle to high school, we moved on to darwin awards.
     
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    I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth :)
     
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    I followed the article link and wished I hadn't now. :eek:
     
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    THX1139

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    He has to dust her with flour and look for the wet spots.
     
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    Think of all the rolls and folds you can pick from!! Just grease her up and go to town on her. ;)
     
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    thatoneguy82

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    Wow. I'm really have bad images after clicking on that link.

    On another hand, with a woman that big, you'd better be hung like a horse to even reach much less pleasure her.
     
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    Orange Furball

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    Wow.

    Curiosity not only killed the cat, it made me click that link and ruined my night.
     
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    RKO

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    Still doesn't make me wanna go there.
     
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    “I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session. It’s great exercise just jiggling around,” she told the magazine.

    :D
     
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    Dagless

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    Well that's put me off sex and eating for a while.
     
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    Shrink

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    Now there's a visual image I want to make disappears soon as possible.

    From the ex-husband TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
     
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    from the comments in the article: "Sounds like a ton of fun!" :D
     
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    obeygiant

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    Yo momma's so fat,
    she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials


    when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate


    when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.


    I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.


    her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

    when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

    :)
     
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    GoCubsGo

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    And just when I thought MacRumors had some members who were ever so slightly mature ...


    Tolerance: A lost art.
     
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    aarond12

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    Sorry, maturity goes out the window when something like this is posted. :D
     
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    rhett7660

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    I don't think this would work very well....... ugh

    hahaha... coming from Jessica this is priceless.
     
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    KnightWRX

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    Kinda hard to make fun of a woman for trying to lose weight. No matter how disgusting the way she chooses to do it is.

    Of course, since what has been seen cannot be unseen, I will refrain from clicking the link.
     
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    Big-TDI-Guy

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    I agree with Knight WRX - however I did see the article last week, so in spite of her positive efforts - the explicit detail provided by the husband was a bit much.

    After reading it, I closed my eyes, and violently shook my head about while screaming "Etch-A-Sketch" over and over.

    Apart from some minor drain bamage, I think it helped!
     
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    Darth.Titan

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    I heard that he slaps her thigh and rides the wave in...

    Or maybe he flips through the folds until he smells poop, then goes back one...
     
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    Oh I think she gave up the right for the public to respect her when she told the media all about it... the... details...
     
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    milbournosphere

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    TMI. No longer hungry for lunch. Thank you for that, OP.
     
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    I saw this story a couple of weeks ago on a local radio stations webpage and what stood out for me was the following:

    source

    Isn't that the ideal weight of a blue whale?:confused::confused::confused:
     
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    Agreed.
     

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