World's Ugliest Baby Born

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  1. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    The horror.

    No pictures, so it's "work safe", but still... that poor kid is never going to have a chance at a normal life.
     
  2. skunk macrumors G4

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    What is a normal life?
     
  3. jsw thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    I guess I'd define "normal" as owning a few Macs, spending a lot of time on MR, discussing trivial events with an international community... you know, I guess the kid could be normal after all.
     
  4. bigandy macrumors G3

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    one where you get to go through childhood without papparazi shooting you every 0.035 seconds, where you get to take a sh*t without having to read about it in the National Enquirer the next morning, and so on... :rolleyes:
     
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    Good question.

    Bet you could get as many answers as their are posters on MR! ;)
     
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    Watch out Brad, slingblade is coming for you -- mmhmm.
     
  8. w_parietti22 macrumors 68020

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    I would define a normal life as:

    - a constant home

    - being taken care of by your own parents or adoptive parents; not people hired to do it.

    - people love you for the person you are; not the money and fame that you have.

    - learning how to make money for yourself; not having it handed to you.

    - Not having people watch and talk about every single move you make.

    - Not having who your dating announced to the entire world.


    This girl is probably going to be cutting by 10, drinking and smoking by 13, and pregnant by 16.
     
  9. Dagless macrumors Core

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    People magazine? CNN?

    I pity you americans :(
     
  10. Queso macrumors G4

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    They ought to keep a base in Namibia or South Africa. Despite the crime rate, the kid will probably have a more grounded upbringing there.

    And she will be better at Rugby :cool:
     
  11. Johnny Rico macrumors 6502

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    If you live in an english speaking country populated by mostly caucasians, you are also an american. Welcome to the world.
     
  12. Lau Guest

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    Yeah, cause Heat magazine in the UK is full of integrity and worthy articles....
     
  13. skunk macrumors G4

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    Yeah. You have to make do with Brangelina instead of Posh and Becks...
    Tragic.
     
  14. macgeek2005 macrumors 65816

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    The horror? What are you talking about?

    It's a baby. And theres no picture. How do you know he's ugly?
     
  15. jsw thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    Ummm... it's Brad and Angelina's baby. The title wasn't intended to be serious.
     
  16. Boggle macrumors 6502

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    It's really nice how optomistic you are about others. Perhaps not forcasting how crappy an individual a baby will become, all the horrible life decisions she is going to make, and how terrible her parents will be at raising the her; all on the day she's born, are also supposed to be part of that "normal life" you were going on about?
     
  17. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Sounds just like my definition of "normal" jsw. ;) :)
     
  18. Unorthodox macrumors 65816

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    Darn. All my life I tried to be abnormal....
    And now your telling me Im normal.
    *sob*
    Now Im going to have to be wicked weird!
     
  19. Unorthodox macrumors 65816

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    Someone finally got a pictures of the baby.
    Picture
    I think she's adorable.
     
  20. Caitlyn macrumors 6502a

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    Hahaha! Any celebrity baby I feel bad for. They will NEVER have a normal life unless they change their name and move to like Syberia. And even then...the paparazzi would follow.
     
  21. floriflee macrumors 68030

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    I was hoping that someone here would have like one of those composite age-progression applications where we could see what she would look like in about 20 years. :D
     
  22. nbs2 macrumors 68030

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    There really want's a comment on how her parents will raise her. But, the six points are all going to be tough to get. Unfortunately, while I don't think people have become bigger celebrity worshipers than before, their addiction is fed more easily. Between the internet and the various magazines, it will be tough (makes me long for the heyday of made up stories in the National Inquirer) for the girl to avoid cameras. And, I suspect decisions will be difficult for her to make - being egged on by the public and the media will probably encourage even more outlandish behavior. I'll even put money on a very well distributed sex tape within 6 months of 18. Tragic? Yes. Her fault? Yes, but not as much as dealing with what I expect to be fairly absent parents and an intrusive public/media.
     
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    Gavin's a babe, but he and Gwen as a couple just don't have the same level of hype as Brangelina--not to mention a campy nickname. :rolleyes:
     
  25. redAPPLE macrumors 68030

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    hey. i would not mind money being handed to me at all. not one second.
     

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