Worst Boy's Name I've Seen this Month

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  1. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    :rolleyes:

    What kids are willing to change their name to these days. :p

    [​IMG]

    Can't wait for the Rush of people changing their name to FordSucks.com, MicroSoftSucks.com, or god forbid MacRumors.com. :D
     
  2. CanadaRAM macrumors G5

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    OMG....

    I thought for a moment he had changed his name to Virginia....





    ;)
     
  3. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    i did too.

    but people will do anything for attention these days.
     
  4. Lord Blackadder macrumors G5

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    Sod off
  5. miloblithe macrumors 68020

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    Too bad we can't give a little more leeway to government officials to just reject crap like this.
     
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  7. miloblithe macrumors 68020

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    Probably no immediate threat of this being a problem...
     
  8. Mitthrawnuruodo Moderator emeritus

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    That's no problem, as long as he marries Save The Whale.com... :D
     
  9. kiwi-in-uk macrumors 6502a

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    Wedding? Wedding?

    Who would marry KFCruelty.com?
    Wimminfürfoxes.com?

    edit: I think I prefer peta.org (from Counterfit, below)

    Or perhaps natural selection would save us from the potential issue ...

    humanetreatmentofchookeggs.com
    or
    donteatplantscoztheyhavefeelings.com
     
  10. kiwi-in-uk macrumors 6502a

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    Interesting that the killer whale in the banner has its beady eyes on the seal.
    Yum yum! Brekky-snack!
     

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  11. Mitthrawnuruodo Moderator emeritus

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    Nothing like a nice whale steak... ;)

    Better than KFC... :D
     
  12. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    "I, KentuckyFriedCruelty.com take you, peta.org as my lawfully wedded wife"

    :rolleyes: what a ****ing joke.
     
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    Tough crowd.

    Not only is the kid courageous and insouciant, but he's going to get a ton of publciity for his cause, too.

    If I were his father, I'd be proud.


    *puts on flame retardant suit*
     
  15. Sun Baked thread starter macrumors G5

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    Seems his parent refuse to call the kid KFC and call him Chris instead.

    Probably would have been better to change his name to Virginia. :eek:

    But a vegan naming himself after a chicken is a little odd, we sure don't want KT changing her name to McDonald'sCowGrinder.com
     
  16. kiwi-in-uk macrumors 6502a

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    Or indeed, WhaleBento.com or SealPuppyShoes.com (we know she loves shoes)
     
  17. Sun Baked thread starter macrumors G5

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    But we don't know if she likes to go clubbing, but if she does a pair of SealPuppyShoes would be so apropos.
     
  18. Chundles macrumors G4

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    How about one of the guys in this article?
    Father's Groups

    He changed his name to Nevil Abolish Child Support and the Family Court. First name Nevil, last name Abolish Child Support and the Family Court.

    I saw him interviewed on TV, the poor reporter had to keep saying his name - she was getting so irritated by the end.
     
  19. Doctor Q Administrator

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    I wonder if I could get into namesquatting, legally changing my name and the names of my family members to desirable ones and then suing people who try to "use" my name without my permission.
     
  20. emaja macrumors 68000

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    It is any more humane to raise the animal in a paradise, then chop their heads off and chop them to bits so we can eat them?

    I never understood why people would care how an animal was raised if they were still willing to eat their flesh.
     
  21. e²Studios macrumors 68020

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    So this baby seal walks in to a club.. ba da bing...

    Some animals are bred to be eaten, if i don't eat it someone else will... I am omnivorous like all humans are scientifically proven to be. If we weren't supposed to eat meat then why would *** (that higher being whatever you see "it" as. *word censored per the world being too overly politically correct*) make steaks, chicken, and pork taste so good...

    Ed
     
  22. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    Hey, that's Miss McDonald'sCowGrinder.com to you!

    He'd be cute if he weren't so idealistic. :D
    vague?
     
  23. Sun Baked thread starter macrumors G5

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    Plus that last name would definitely be a matrimony killer.

    Mr. and Mrs. Fried Cruelty booking the honeymoon suite sounds a little creepy.

    Especially if you decide to do it in Louisville and tour the local attractions like the KFC HQ.

    Edit: However Katie Fried Cruelty is a head turner. ;)
     
  24. CanadaRAM macrumors G5

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    A true story:

    A neighbor took down an old cottonwood (we think) tree (very unusual for our area, anyway) and they were splitting it up for firewood. A family friend, who is a sculptor, cried out that the wood was so good for carving, why were we letting them waste it -- so I hitched up a trailer to the car and rescued a ton (literally) of the trunk. Almost killed myself, moving and loading 200 and 300 lb rounds of wood.

    So the sculptor has his wood, and a year later, at Christmas he comes over and with a great flourish unveils a 3 foot long carving. Now, this tree was quite amazing, it had a chocolate brown heartwood, and a cream coloured outer, and the sculptor had exploited this to carve a sea scene, with creamy waves, and a dark brown Orca arcing out of the water. Quite stunning.

    The only thing is, he also carved a couple of seals, fleeing in panic from the killer whale, and the orca in the process of munching down on one of them....

    :(

    We thanked him profusely. The carving is displayed prominently and safely now in our back closet...
     

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