Wow, craziiest Mac dream ever

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  1. MacFan782040 macrumors 6502a

    MacFan782040

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    Ok here's what I rememeber. I was at some outdoor picnic thing, and I had my new MacBook that just came out THAT day. The name on the front was "iBook MacBook". lol I know ugly right. I remember I was at this like outdoor movie thing. So anyway, since it was brand new, I guess it had a strong fan in it, because when the fan kicked in, it rattled off the table. Like the iBook MacBook would start to vibrate off the picnic table I was on before I caught it.

    Somehow, I end up going to this group discussion thing with Steve Jobs. We're in probably a 20x20 room, with like 10 people in a circle. I go to tell Steve about the problem with my iBook MacBook, and he calls me by FIRST NAME if I could stay after and talk to him in person about it. I was liek yeah!

    Anyway, next thing I remember, we're going down this dark muddy ally, it's raining, and we're in a jeep with Steve and a driver in the front.

    We stop at a Chinese restaurant, and go in and sell them human flesh cooked up in what looked like a giant egg roll. (The Chinese people didn't know it was human) Steve and the rest of us ( like 5 people now) then leave.

    That's about all I remember. Not sure if I got my iBook MacBook fixed. But I sure was pissed about the name and I let him know that. :p
     
  2. taytho macrumors 6502

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    eat less chinese take out before you go to sleep and that will fix your dreams
     
  3. GilGrissom macrumors 65816

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    ...interesting.

    I thought it was going to go into some cool dream about working for Apple and getting shed loads of money with a personalised iBook MacBook!

    Didn't see the human flesh eating Chinese plot coming at all! :confused:

    Did you have cheese before you went to bed?!
     
  4. dcv macrumors G3

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    OK the first part sort of made sense but...

    ...whaaaaat? Human flesh? :confused: :eek:
     
  5. MacFan782040 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Guys honestly, I have no idea. But that was part of it. I haven't even had chinese in a few weeks. :confused:
     
  6. Queso macrumors G4

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    Analysing it, you're upset with Apple for manufacturing lower quality products in China.

    And you're sexually repressed, probably thanks to something in your childhood © Sigmund Freud
     
  7. Dandaman macrumors 6502

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  8. nw43 macrumors regular

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    Think you've hit the nail on the head there. ;)

    You say this is your craziest Mac dream ever, do you have a lot of them?

    Actually I'm a little bit jealous as I hardly ever have dreams these days.
     
  9. Peyton macrumors 68000

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    was I the only person who initially read this thread as ' craziest wet dream ever'??? :eek: :confused:
     
  10. Johnny Rico macrumors 6502

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    Definitely sexually repressed.

    The ad at the bottom of this page is trying to sell the new TOOL album to me. That's ****ing badass.
     
  11. Apple Hobo macrumors 6502a

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    With some Mac-heads, a Steve Jobs dream might be a wet dream...:D
     
  12. monke macrumors 65816

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    Does this mean new Giants Egg Rolls next tuesday? :p
     
  13. d_and_n5000 macrumors 6502a

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    I had a wierd Mac dream a few weeks back, actually. We were in the middle of a tornado warning at my school, and everyone was in the bathrooms, because there are that many interior bathrooms and that few students. Anyway, the secratery told a friend of mine and me to leave, enter the gym across the hallway, and go into the storage area next to the kitchen, and get about 5 Macintosh Plus's as well as floppies and cables that were underneath a desk. Why? She would miss them. And then I woke up. It was really really wierd...:confused: :eek: :D :cool:
     

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