Writing Essay -- Can't Think! Aah! Help!

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  1. iMacZealot macrumors 68020

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    It's not much of an essay (only a page long) but I just don't know what to write about perhaps one of the dumbest topics ever. It's not that big of an assignment, so I guess I'll just take a B- and suck it.

    This is not reply-worthy, but I just decided to share.
     
  2. Xander562 macrumors 68000

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    Is this at all Summer-Reading related? If so, i know how you feel.:(
     
  3. azzurri000 macrumors 6502

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    Wow, that is one short essay. The effects of globalization? Abortion? Euthanasia? Legalisation of marijuana? Chocolate or vanilla?

    Just a few ideas for you... hope that helps! :)
     
  4. iMacZealot thread starter macrumors 68020

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    No. I have the dumbest writing teacher ever who thinks every word has to be the first word listed in a thesaurus entry and everything has to be so structured and planned out (highlighting transition words, nonetheless.)
     
  5. iMacZealot thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Noooo it's a dumb question overanalyzing a childlren's book written by Madonna.
     
  6. Scarlet Fever macrumors 68040

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    wow... after reading your previous posts... your teacher sounds like satan
     
  7. azzurri000 macrumors 6502

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    I feel for you. Just please, whatever you do, don't watch her video Hung Up for inspiration. UGH! EW! GROSS! The sight of Madonna in a leotard almost scarred me for life.
     
  8. iMacZealot thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Sure as hell she is.....and she hasn't changed her lesson plans in 30 years (I'm not kidding --- 30 years.)
     
  9. iMacZealot thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Me too! Madonna must think she's God --- making water that "removes" cellulite, crucifying herself, writing a children's book......
     
  10. ®îçhå®? macrumors 68000

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    I really dont like Madonna. I was quite pleased when it was revealed that she stretched he skin loads and it is now all saggy.
     
  11. Lau Guest

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    And nuclear waste, apparently. Awesome. :D
     
  12. iMacZealot thread starter macrumors 68020

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    That's hilarious!
     
  13. Cameront9 macrumors 6502a

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    One Page? That's laughable. I can write a one page essay in about 5-10 minutes, tops. Just sit down and crank it out.
     

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