WWDC 2006: The Drinking Game!

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  1. Shasta macrumors member

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    The following are the rules to the WWDC 2006: The Drinking Game!
    EDIT: I've decided to add the new rules I like to this post up here, so we all have something easy to follow, credit is given when due.

    Take One:
    Audience erupts into applause
    Joke about Windows/Microsoft
    Speed bump to an existing line
    "Boom"

    Take Two:
    Steve invites a friend to the stage
    It is Roz Ho: Drink again
    A third party App becomes universal
    "shipping today" (Thanks liketom)

    Take Three:
    A new piece of hardware is announced
    The Intel transition is complete

    Finish Your Beer:
    iPhone
    MacTablet
    True Video iPod
    "One More Thing..." (Thanks QCassidy352)

    Hardcore Variation:
    Drink through the entire OSX 10.5 Demo


    feel free to add more
    Shasta
    (3 days! w00t!)
     
  2. dcv macrumors G3

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  3. JBot macrumors 6502

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  4. liketom macrumors 601

    liketom

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    if steve says any of these key phrases have a drink:

    Trust me it works
    scrolls like butter
    oh golly golly golly
    where's Phil? o there he is
    shipping today- but get in quick


    and if he mentions Macrumors have 2 drinks
    :D
     
  5. bbrosemer macrumors 6502a

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    Damn if only I had some other people who were up for playin in the middle of the afternoon...
     
  6. bbrosemer macrumors 6502a

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    If he pulls something out of his pocket Take 2
    If Adobe Goes Binary Keg Stand...
    If M$ Office Goes Binary Funnel 3 Beers
    Free Replacement Merom Chips For Anyone who owns a current MBP
    Just Get Trashed....
     
  7. kretzy macrumors 604

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    I'd love to play, but getting drunk at 3-4am and then being at school by 10 probably isn't the best idea.
     
  8. Eidorian macrumors Penryn

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  9. Shasta thread starter macrumors member

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    I figure by the time the video is posted online it'll be *almost* late enough to drink... or if they are broadcasting it to apple stores I could take the day off

    I'm a College Student. Everything is a drinking game.

    Shasta
     
  10. bradc macrumors 6502

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    Hahaha that's good!:D I just showed that to my co-worker. Here at Raytheon/Honeywell we're all Apple geeks and Monday is a Canadian Holiday! So expect a lot of drunken Propulsion Engineers hahaha. Wicked!
     
  11. bradc macrumors 6502

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    Hahaha, true!
     
  12. poppe macrumors 68020

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    This sounds awesome!!! To bad there isn't many Mac fans by me...
    Man I couldn't stop laughing at the rules though, and they acctually sounded like good rules. Unlike alot of the stupid ones out there...
     
  13. QCassidy352 macrumors G3

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    I can't believe no one's said it:

    "one more thing..."
     
  14. bradc macrumors 6502

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    That's the 'unwritten' rule! Drink a 26oz'r of the cheapest, nastiest 40% alcohol you can find!

    EDIT: Poppe, drive up to Ontario, it'll be Canadians vs American(s) and a tour of our XServe, and IBM processing nodes! Or go for a rip in the ///M
     
  15. Blackheart macrumors 6502a

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    Steve says:

    "We're really excited about this"
    "Otomatic" (or any variation of the word)
     

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