you might be a Jedi redneck if....

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  1. krossfyter
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    YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI!
    ...if you've ever said: "May the force be with y'all!"
    ...if your Jedi robe is camouflage.
    ...if you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
    ...if your X-Wing is primer-colored.
    ...if you know what Ewok tastes like.
    ...if your land-speeder is up on blocks in your front yard.
    ...if you think the worst thing about Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters!"
    ...if wookies are offended by your B.O.
    ...if you have ever used the force while fishing and/or bowling.
    ...if you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
    through the window.
    ...if you kinda think Jabba the Hutt has a pretty good handle on how to
    treat
    the chicks.
    ...if you've ever heard someone say: "Luke, I am your father... and your
    brother!"
     
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    LOL. That is very good. Another would be.

    ....you have ever dropped you light sabre off the porch and killed more than three dogs...

    Man, I cannot wait to see it.
     
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    Here's a bad one...

    If you bring a beer to a Jabba interview... :D

    Keep up the comedy, fyter.
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    Good stuff krosfyter, you come up with all them yourself? I'll be sending that list out to some friends, so it might eventually get back to you by the time it makes its rounds across the internet.
     
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    nah duke...thats been sent to me. i though it was great so i put it on here.
    thanks king cobra.
     
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    what the @@*#&
     

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    Re: you might be a Jedi redneck if....

    u know...it there were a New Orleans version dictionary...it would have the word "ya'll" in it...

    I didn't realize we had so many Jedi knights here! he he he :p
     
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    That's the funniest cat I've ever seen (besides the description my friend gave me of a cat flattened in a classic cartoon style shape with a tread down it's back). Much better shock value than that infamous bikini picture (retch value=10). :eek:
     
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    one sad cat

    now thats funny-but probably not to the cat....:)
     
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    That looks like one pitiful cat. I can't understand why it's just standing still though, and not trying to run for its' life?

    The kitty cleo submitted looked better ;) :D
     
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    One more

    You know you're a jedi redneck when your X-Wing has a truck bed
     
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    I'm sure the cat's in a state of shock...he he he :D
     
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    Probably not, its just waiting, waiting till it can get out of the sink and clean itself really well with its tongue and not all that water and soap. Then make a really big hair ball from all the licking and leave it in your shoe for you to find later....
     
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    Revenge is sweet....:p
     
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    Hey krosfyter, I just realized you posted that cat picture in two different threads! Ha, it definitely was worth it.
     
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    Poor Kitty!!!
    Your a Jedi Redkneck when.....
    You can't leave the room without killing somone!
     
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    That's not nice! It would be more like

    ...you can't leave the room without farting!
     
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    That **** cracks me up! I'm going to have to try to give my cat a bath tonight... :D
     
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    poor kitty, be sure to take pics cleo!
     
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    you might be a Jedi Redneck if:

    You've ever used the force to:


    Lift a skirt.

    Open a beer.

    Lift/Work on an engine.

    Enhance a belch.

    Fool a Deer. (" There is no drunken Redneck with a Rifle over here"):D

    Cheat at cards.
     
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    thanks duke...its good to hear the snowflake kitty was worth it.


    haha... lift a skirt!!


    that more like the jedi playboy.
     
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    Nah, that would be more like teaching the young padawans to unhook bras with the force, or do some other things....;)

    Now this is getting silly. But imagine the reverse, a female jedi? Hmmmm, that could be dangerous. Where's Cleo, she might have something to say here.
     
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    You might be a Jedi Redneck if:

    The Jedi mind trick has ever backfired.

    Yoda greeted you with " I sense much inbreeding in you."

    You built a double-barrel light saber.

    Your light saber is held together with bailing wire.

    Your land speeder has a bumper sticker that says:" Keep honking while I concentrate."

    George Lucas had the "Jedi" theme/lick played on a Banjo for your entrances.

    Your light saber looks like a mag-lite and uses the power packs from a light vehicle cannon.

    Your brand of moonshine has Force-eminations.

    Your X-Wing has a battle-cruiser drive unit strapped on with big custom chrome plasma ports and dual intercoolers.
     

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