. . . Dear members of the MacRumors Forums... . . . . . . . . Following weeks of fiercely-debated nominations amongst the MacRumors Demis and Contributors and after extensive and extremely lengthy polling, we bring to you... . . . . . . . ..
*Enters, half running half walking, still fixing the bow-tie.* I found a rental tux. Am I late? *claps and cheers*