A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home

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  1. MacDawg macrumors P6

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    Check the link


    So, I guess my question is... who hires a NUDE maid and then leaves her alone, period, much less in the bedroom?

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  2. Keebler macrumors 68030

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    $5 says the guy nailed the maid and then made up this story to make it look like something else.
     
  3. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    someone not all there?

    i mean, leaving someone you don't know, alone, with valuables is typically a bad idea. the lack of common sense strikes again.
     
  4. iBlue macrumors Core

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    Where did she hide the loot? Which leads me to think of a particular episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. :D

    if you've seen it, this should ring some bells:

    hugevagina.jpg
     
  5. Rhosfelt macrumors 65816

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    Isn't the part of hiring a nude maid to watch her? I am going to go with the nailing theory on this one, or that it turned out to be his long lost sister, and they have the same birthmark. :eek:
     
  6. Melrose macrumors 604

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    The Nail Theory sounds the most reasonable. I didn't know you could hire nude housecleaners... Not exactly the kind of thing you look up in the yellow pages, you know?
     
  7. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    Maybe she dropped the valuables out of a window and retrieved them when she left.
     
  8. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    or trash bag.
     
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    If it was another nude eBay maid, I can understand how he could get ripped off.

    I can understand why he went out of the room to make a call, "Hey Bob, you'll never guess what I won on eBay..."
     
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    Is "Nude maid" some sort of child-friendly way of saying prostitute?

    *7 year old walks into his parent's bedroom in the early hours of the morning*
    "Daddy, what are you doing?"
    "Oh, me and this... nude maid... are just cleaning the bed. Go back to sleep"

    D:
     
  12. Gray-Wolf macrumors 68030

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    Not a chance of this happening. My wife can be nude in the house, but only if she and I were alone. No other woman would be allowed to do so. Kids or no kids.
     
  13. richard.mac macrumors 603

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    haha I LOVE YOU!… BIG… BIG… (makes V shape with hands) :D
     
  14. iBlue macrumors Core

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    :D

    HUGE!

    I <3 Larry David, Curb was sheer brilliance!
     
  15. Dagless macrumors Core

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    Pretty much my first (and currently) only though :D
     
  16. alFR macrumors 68020

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    Is that a euphemism? :)
     
  17. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    A pair of diamond earrings in one ovary, a ring in the other ovary, a really huge bangle in her uterus, and a nice Prada mobile phone, set on vibrate, in her vagina.

    It's just a guess, but that's what I always thought I'd do if I became a nude maid.
     
  18. pachyderm macrumors 601

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    you'd think...
     
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