You beautiful, stupid creature - so fast and so hot. How I scream in pain, torn knuckles trying to rip out your hard drives... so hideously placed in your dark upper rear. You taunt me with your misplaced heat sensor. burning up my files, corrupting my memories. and I wonder: why the f**k did I invest in first gen. technology? Because. You were the prettiest 140 degree aluminum cheesgrater I had ever seen. So stupid, seduced by corporate lies. Fastest computer in the world, my a$$. Then why am I still waiting for you, rendering my Carrara file one day at a time? You overpriced piece of sh*t.