I always knew bacon was special but this puts it over the top. http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/0...at-america-is-a-christian-nation-bacon-video/ Eureka, theyve found it! Right wing Christians, who have long been searching for a way to prove that America was always meant to be a theocracy, not a secular country, have finally stumbled upon a piece of evidence so earth-shattering that not even the most cynical atheist could possibly deny it. Is it a letter from the founders? A missing addendum to the Declaration of Independence? The long lost real, true other Constitution which was secretly replaced by the Illuminati centuries ago? No, its bigger! Its BACON! On September 15, 2014, right wing pastor and certifiably crazy person, Bryan Fischer, revealed absolute proof that America is a Christian nation to his radio audience, saying: You want one single item of proof that America is a Christian nation and not a Jewish nation and not an Islamic nation? One single bit of proof is all you need: we freely allow restaurants and grocery stores to sell and to serve bacon. That can only happen in a Christian country. Why, yes, of course its bacon! Why didnt we see this before? Only a Christian nation would allow people to sell, serve or consume all that smoky, sweet, greasy goodness that is known as bacon. Or maybe a non-religious, totally secular country would also allow that Nah. A Hindu country? Holy cow, if it werent for all those burgers and steaks, Id think he might be on to something there. Fischer summed it up by saying: So the sheer fact that we freely allow the sale and consumption of bacon is absolute proof that we are, in fact, a Christian nation.