Another storm, another preacher blaming it on gays

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by yg17, Oct 29, 2012.

  1. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Lee, this is all your fault :p

    http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2012/...omosexuality-and-marriage-equality/?mobile=nc


    Takes some amazing mental gymnastics to come to that conclusion
     
  2. VulchR macrumors 68020

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    It will be interesting to see how many churches hurricane Sandy damages....
     
  3. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Hey- everyone knows we gays have magical powers.
     
  4. classicaliberal macrumors regular

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    Won't he be shocked when he discovers it's really Poseidon who has a thing against the gays! :rolleyes:
     
  5. MorphingDragon macrumors 603

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    Is that what we're calling it now?
     
  6. skottichan macrumors 6502a

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    Since there's going to be storm surges, I could make a dike (dyke) joke, but my girlfriend would hit me for being rude.


    *sigh*


    I promised I'd use my powers for good, but alas, all I ever seem to do is summon tornadoes, hurricanes and terrorist attacks.
     
  7. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    This guy must've been a gold medalist in the Freestyle Head Up Your Ass competition.
     
  8. DarkHeraldMage macrumors 6502a

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    I can't take credit for this at all. I've never slept with anyone named Sandy or had homosexual relations in any sandy locations. I'm innocent I tell you, innocent.
     
  9. leekohler macrumors G5

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    BS, this is one took all of our collective powers to pull off this time. You know it, quit pretending you don't. This is almost as bad as that time we used our powers to get those guys to fly planes into buildings in New York. :eek:
     
  10. DarkHeraldMage macrumors 6502a

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    I thought we all agreed at the last meeting that as a group we wouldn't be making any public acknowledgments of any of these activities. Mum's the word, right? Or was the word "sparkledust"? I can't remember anymore.
     
  11. NickZac macrumors 68000

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    Yes! Let's blame it on the gays! It makes perfect logic!

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    Or maybe we could say the storm is because God is mad due to the denial of civil rights, such as gay marriage? hmm?
     
  12. SilentPanda Moderator emeritus

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    Why do extremist preachers know what gay people are able to do when us straight people don't...... :p
     
  13. yg17 thread starter macrumors G5

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    You guys really don't like New York, do you? You give San Francisco a World Series championship, and give New York a natural disaster :p
     
  14. skottichan macrumors 6502a

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    Is it wrong that when I read "took all of our collective powers to pull off" all I could think of was like an LGBT Captain Planet?


    It's what we do.
     
  15. DarkHeraldMage macrumors 6502a

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    Is it wrong that when I read "collective powers to pull off" I thought of something completely different and entirely in line with why these preachers think we're causing this disaster? :p
     
  16. skottichan macrumors 6502a

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    HAH! </Edna Krabappel>
     
  17. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Yeah- Stonewall happened in NYC, and we still haven't gotten over that. ;)
     
  18. Grey Beard macrumors 65816

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    May not be a 'Sandy' but if you haven't had your wicked way with a red head then you haven't lived. Nothing like a romp with a carrot top.

    KGB:rolleyes:
     
  19. Zombie Acorn macrumors 65816

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    Someone find the gay naked orgy known as franken**** that caused this frankenstorm quickly before we are all doomed. :eek:
     
  20. Andeavor macrumors 6502

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    Well, you do have a magic wand, do you?
     
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    Wand may not be an apt term.
     
  22. jnpy!$4g3cwk macrumors 65816

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    Well, one thing is for sure: God really, really doesn't like it when people build stuff on barrier islands.
     

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