Introduce a new model MacBook, call it the MacBook Classic or something. Use the old bodies from 2014 and 2015 with 2 USB ports but with new hardware. Apple really makes me sad because I wanted to shell out the money for a new Macbook. But I also wanted at least 1 USB port, no touch bar, and the 2008-2015 style keyboards. I tried the butterfly keys and they hurt my fingers. But as a 2 finger typer I guess I'm "typing it wrong." I have never had fatigue issues with my unibody keyboard and I did the nanowrimo and typed 20,000 words in a month.