Anyone else want to blow their brains out everytime they get here?
No, because it's just a phone
have you tried the Apple Store app for the iPhone/iPod touch?
I got tired of trying on Apple.com so I used the app, took me less than 5 minutes to order my phone and I got a confirmation email less than 5 minutes after.
if you haven't tried it yet, might be worth a try (just saying).
No, because it's just a phone
No, because it's just a phone