You've got to be kidding.
Try the Trident on Pearl.
I am up in Fort Collins, and was planning on coming to Boulder this weekend. Not sure if that is soon enough or not but could help if it can wait till then
maybe you could beg one of the apple store guys to use one of the demo's for that.
Uh correct me if I'm wrong (but I know I am not) you had to sign up for that by 11:59pm sun night secure that. You are totally out of luck, even if you find someone.
Whatever.... Good luck finding a perfect stranger that does not mind being inconvenienced for absolutely no gain on their part all so you can have you precious unlimited plan.