This is probably a bit of an odd request -- but we're working on a short film that's a bit of a parody of "experimental" and "overly artistic" films, and we have two lines of dialog that we'd like to include spoken in French, subtitled in English. Unfortunately... none of the people involved in this little spoof speak French! If anyone fluent in French is willing to record this line, I'd gladly credit you -- and thank you very much for your help! We need a male voice, and a slow, "flat" read as if he doesn't care... the line (in English, anyway) is: "My life was average; it meant nothing... until I found the button." Of course, I'll post the finished short here, if someone is able to give me that quick read... ;-) Thanks in advance if anyone can help me out!