Apple Stores to be rebranded as “Church of Apple”

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  1. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Awesome. I can't wait until they do the 8 stores near here. Leave it to Apple to reinvent retailing, again.


    Linky ;)
     
  2. eawmp1 macrumors 601

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    Great, organized religion has turned me off to god. I guess I am going to stop beliving in my Mac Pro also.
     
  3. Silencio macrumors 68020

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    Gee, I don't think I've heard variations on this joke about a million times already. :rolleyes:
     
  4. Watabou macrumors 68040

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    Agreed. It wasn't really funny the first time, it certainly isn't funny now.
     
  5. Bonch macrumors 6502

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    It's all fun and games until someone goes to hell.
     
  6. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Hi.
     
  7. 482214 macrumors 6502

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    Get over this already... Just plain pathetic now
     
  8. gkarris macrumors 604

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    I actually went there.

    They started serving Kool-Aid, so I left.... :eek:

    ;)
     
  9. KeriJane macrumors 6502a

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  11. Sydde macrumors 68020

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    You mean it is truly a story?

    Clearly, what Apple is aiming for is to be declared a religion in order to avoid taxes. After all, "Unix" spelled backwards looks and sounds like the name of the evil galactic overlord from one particular religion.
     
  12. Silencio macrumors 68020

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    Okay, now that's truly funny. :D
     
  13. Alaerian Guest

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    This is so stupid it's practically offensive. :rolleyes:
     
  14. roadbloc macrumors G3

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    :rolleyes:

    Oh get off your high horse and remove that spike from your arse. It's a bit of fun. There is no obligation to comment, if you don't like it, just ignore it. "Pratically offensive"... what pretentious rubbish.

    Well, I found the article amusing, even if the topic has been churned over plenty of times.
     
  15. Alaerian, Mar 22, 2011
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    Removing my comment, as you do a fine job looking like an "arse" without my help.
     
  16. skottichan macrumors 6502a

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    Unno, I thought it kinda funny. Made me wonder what my habit would look like (because I'd so be an Apple Nun).
     
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  18. ender land macrumors 6502a

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    ok, I laughed :)
     

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