Is The Gold Rush the UK equivalent of the Onion? I saw this article and don't know if the article was being truthful or joking. The comments says, don't take this stuff seriously, but the tone of the article says, we mean business. Apple wants to keep the ankle bitters and geezers out of their UK stores. Edit: Oh...never mind. I looked through some of the other articles in their archives. Good joke. British humor is more subtle than the usual American fare.