Armed Teacher Arrested

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  3. chiefsilverback thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Aren't they all?
     
  4. eatrains macrumors 6502

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    I think we all know the solution. We need to arm the kids to protect everyone from the armed teachers armed to protect everyone from the armed kids.
     
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    Could Trump not find a phone box to change into his costume?
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    I've tried to find the David Cross joke on this on youtube but didn't manage it.
     
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    And AR 15s for the lunch ladies, sort of feels like they've been left out of all this.
     
  7. chiefsilverback thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Lets swap out the buses for M1 Abrams battle tanks!
     
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    Why not, 2nd Amendment right. If we can go from a musket to an assault rifle then why not an M50 or a tank?
     
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    Everyone should just stay at home and be taught via online schools
     
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    You’ve got tons of spare hardware now. Trump’s big mouth alone is worth several tank battalions on the battlefield.
     
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    With home automation, it’ll only be a matter of time before they could remotely attack you during your online class.
     
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    Damnit I said News at 11!

     
  13. chiefsilverback thread starter macrumors 6502

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    I had a physics teacher in high school who was known for launching projectiles across the room...
     
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    Those blackboard erasers can pack a hell of a punch.
     
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    He was high on the devil’s drug, that mara juwanna and playing the violent games on the video screen and watching that TV filth like the rap videos and the pay per view channel.

    No reason not to arm teachers.
     
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    Does the second amendment apply to computers? Can we arm the AI so that it can shoot intruders if we are out? We could connect it all to the cloud and give it a nice friendly sounding name like Skynet.
     
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    I can do anything!!!
     
  19. GermanSuplex macrumors 6502a

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    That’s literally what the right thinks...

    It’s funnier than the commercial. They are high on the invisible man in the sky, or Keebler soft bakes.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Obligatory, kids listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage...
     
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    Some of you guys need avatars, geez, like 10 topics in a row started by avatar-less people :D

    Anyway, this hilarious story is a perfect illustration of why the U.S. being "hyperarmed" is not necessarily a good thing.
     
  22. Gutwrench, Feb 28, 2018
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    Well, spring is right around the corner.

     
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    Only if the gun isn't connected to a Mac it'd get the loading wrong and take away most of the bullets because they're to thick.
     

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