ARRGGHH I want to break something! (AKA Why do blenders SUCK so much?!)(yes rant)

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by ravenvii, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. ravenvii macrumors 604

    ravenvii

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    #1
    First, I got this KissMixer bullet piece of ****. It's great, blends my **** awesomely, I loved it. But the ****ing screw-on is a ****ing piece of **** to end all pieces of *****! If I screw it tight enough so it doesn't come loose and spill my shake all over the countertop when it's blending, I couldn't take it the **** off once it's done! And if the effort miraculously opens the ****ing thing, I inevitably spill some of the shake/smoothie. It's ****ing physics. And if I screw it on so it's possible to take off... it comes loose during the blending, and spillage. That thing went up on eBay and I got a proper blender. It's fine and all.

    Until ****ing right now. It has a bottom that you screw off (yes, ****ing screw you to whoever love the ****ing screw-on **** on blenders so much) so you can wash the ****. Well today it wouldn't ****ing come off. It's jammed or something.

    ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

    I have an incredible urge to break something. ****ing blender makers, you are *******s.
     
  2. Eric Lewis macrumors 68020

    Eric Lewis

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    #2

    get a blentec blender..they blend iPhones

    or

    a magic bullet...i have one..works amazing
     
  3. MonksMac macrumors 6502a

    MonksMac

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    Wow I never knew anyone could get that mad at a blender...:p
     
  4. comictimes macrumors 6502a

    comictimes

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    put the blender on the base and then twist it to get the bottom off. You have more leverage that way.
     
  5. JSpence macrumors regular

    JSpence

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    #5
    Just get a bigger blender for you to pur your blender in :mad:
     
  6. stealthninja macrumors member

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  7. iAlan macrumors 65816

    iAlan

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    **** *** the ** ******* *** and *** the **** off.

    :p
     
  8. Counterfit macrumors G3

    Counterfit

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    sitting on your shoulder
  9. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

    MongoTheGeek

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    #9
    I've been disappointed with my strap wrench. Perhaps its because of what I've been using it against.

    I love the blendtec videos.

    As for magic bullet that sounds naughty to me.

    My vote is for a stick blender or as Emeril calls it a boat motor.
     

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