Ashton Kutcher makes Steve Jobs turn in his grave

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  1. oplix Suspended


    Jun 29, 2008
    New York, NY
    During Lenovo's Yoga 2 Pro Keynote, Ashton Kutcher seemingly assumed the identity of the late Steve Jobs and proceeded to belligerently shapeshift into every single Apple exec who has had a gimmicky catch phrase during the last ten years.

    I don't actually know how Ashton Kutcher got to where he got after watching the keynote. I would have never guessed he acted a single day in his life. Inappropriate tone and body language, seemingly disconnected and confused during transitions between the other presenter, and again just painfully obvious he was trying to copy an Apple keynote.

    By far the biggest blunder is using the terms "three X" and "two X" to represent performance gains instead of "three times" and "two times" when you are trying to appeal to a mass audience such as that which the product was designed for.

    I hope Ashton Kutcher never works another day in tech.
  2. Chefelvis macrumors member

    Sep 21, 2012
    He ruined my favorite show, two and a half men.:mad:
  3. mattopotamus macrumors G5


    Jun 12, 2012
    there is a reason it is ending this season.
  4. Switchback666 macrumors 68000


    Nov 16, 2012
  5. Savor Suspended


    Jun 18, 2010
    Understatement of the year.

    Kutcher has made a living "acting" like Michael Kelso (That 70's Show) and his MTV Punk'd persona in nearly all of his TV and movie work. His biggest personal accomplishment was marrying Demi Moore and getting to 1M followers fast on Twitter. After he cheated on Demi and went through the divorce, his "acting" career went to a downward spiral. Steve Jobs was already turning in his grave once Kutcher portrayed him in last year's Jobs film. Very uninspiring. I was waiting for Ashton to say, "Dude, where's my car?" Unfortunate because Kutcher does look more like a young Steve Jobs than Noah Wyle. But Noah Wyle could look more like The Woz or Steve Ballmer and still could've portrayed a more accurate Steve Jobs than Ashton Kutcher could ever do.
  6. Switchback666 macrumors 68000


    Nov 16, 2012

    One thing that bothered was the way he walked on the movie, very disturbing imo.
  7. ecrispy macrumors regular

    Oct 27, 2013
    He made only one good movie, 'The Butterfly Effect', only because his character was supposed to be clueless and confused throughout the movie which suited him just fine.
  8. spinedoc77 macrumors G3


    Jun 11, 2009
    Is there a youtube video of this or something? I think I'd enjoy seeing it.
  9. Vegastouch macrumors 603


    Jul 12, 2008
    Las Vegas, NV
    Chuck Lorre did that. Its my favorite show as well but it was Lorre who fired Sheen.
    As for Kutcher.....i dont give a hoot that he works for Lenovo. He is just giving ideas....and well, i guess he is doing their keynote that i did not see......but Their keynotes dont mean diddly to me. If their products are good, ill buy them. If not, i wont and so far, i like them.
  10. SusanK macrumors 68000

    Oct 9, 2012
    Now we know who the half is :)

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