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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by edesignuk, Nov 30, 2007.
Maybe the 'perp' wants to fill a pool with it. I think all those bubbles would feel... interesting.
You know how the police always hold back a fact or two to try and trap the perp? I have it on good authority that this doll was dropped by the thief.
Guinness isn't fizzy enough for such shenanigans. I'd imagine.
You would get a full body length Guinness moustache, though.
If I remember correctly the gentleman in question established his alibii yesterday evening - something to do with not liking Guinness ...
Foamy! They did steal budweiser too though and that's some bubbly shyte!
I fixed that for ya
I'll let you off for being new
I hate guinness AND Budscheisser...
*pushes Carlsberg under table with foot*
Surely they mean Budvar. Why would you sell American Budweiser? That's something you'd flush....
...or just fill a pool with for a swim.
Or clean the pool with.
Beer should be free. Free Beer! Raise a glass to the Beer Hunter!
I just like the ® at the end of "What could they possibly want with all that beer?" ®
Sound like a great marketing catch phrase that Guinness should start using.
Only if he's robbing from the rich (the brewery) to give to the poor (the general public), in the manner of Robin Hood. Instead, I suspect bartelby the criminals behind this will be flogging it for their own gain.
Unless of course they're just planning on drinking it all themselves, in which case they will indeed be merry men by the time they've finished.
But then you'd just have piss-colored pool walls.
And before anyone says it, not all American beer is sex in a canoe. But for the ones that are (Butt Light, Michelob Ultra, etc.), well, that's just an affront to water everywhere.
Seriously, who steals Buttwiper?
Indeed, there are some rather fine American brews. Unfortunately for our intrepid beer bandits they ended up with the Bud...
I may be having a slow evening, but am struggling with this one...
It's ****ing close to water, I believe.
Whiskey gin brandy
with a glass I'm pretty handy
Have a drink on me.