'Beer Hunter' lifts 40,000 pints of Guinness

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Reg.

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  2. iBlue macrumors Core

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    Maybe the 'perp' wants to fill a pool with it. I think all those bubbles would feel... interesting.
     
  3. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    You know how the police always hold back a fact or two to try and trap the perp? I have it on good authority that this doll was dropped by the thief.
     

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  4. Lau Guest

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    Guinness isn't fizzy enough for such shenanigans. I'd imagine.

    You would get a full body length Guinness moustache, though. :D
     
  5. calculus Guest

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    If I remember correctly the gentleman in question established his alibii yesterday evening - something to do with not liking Guinness ...
     
  6. iBlue macrumors Core

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    Foamy! :D They did steal budweiser too though and that's some bubbly shyte!

    I fixed that for ya
     
  7. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Refuted...


     
  8. Queso macrumors G4

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    I'll let you off for being new ;)

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  9. bartelby macrumors Core

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    :eek:

    I hate guinness AND Budscheisser...


    *pushes Carlsberg under table with foot*
     
  10. iBlue macrumors Core

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    oh s***! :eek:

    :D

    <slinks away>
     
  11. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Surely they mean Budvar. Why would you sell American Budweiser? That's something you'd flush....
     
  12. iBlue macrumors Core

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    ...or just fill a pool with for a swim. :D
     
  13. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Or clean the pool with. ;)
     
  14. xlii macrumors 68000

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    Beer should be free. Free Beer! Raise a glass to the Beer Hunter!
     
  15. aricher macrumors 68020

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    I just like the ® at the end of "What could they possibly want with all that beer?" ®

    Sound like a great marketing catch phrase that Guinness should start using.
     
  16. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Only if he's robbing from the rich (the brewery) to give to the poor (the general public), in the manner of Robin Hood. Instead, I suspect bartelby the criminals behind this will be flogging it for their own gain.

    Unless of course they're just planning on drinking it all themselves, in which case they will indeed be merry men by the time they've finished. ;)
     
  17. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    But then you'd just have piss-colored pool walls.

    And before anyone says it, not all American beer is sex in a canoe. But for the ones that are (Butt Light, Michelob Ultra, etc.), well, that's just an affront to water everywhere. :D




    Seriously, who steals Buttwiper?
     
  18. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Indeed, there are some rather fine American brews. Unfortunately for our intrepid beer bandits they ended up with the Bud...
     
  19. Lau Guest

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    I may be having a slow evening, but am struggling with this one...
     
  20. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    It's ****ing close to water, I believe.
     
  21. Lau Guest

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    :D

    Splendid.
     
  22. bluesjam macrumors member

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    Whiskey gin brandy
    with a glass I'm pretty handy
    Have a drink on me.
     

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