Breaking, nuclear missile inbound to the U.S.(SHTF scenario)

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by jkcerda, Jul 31, 2017.

?

are you ready?

  1. ha, finally going to hell with you midget, save me a good seat.

    10 vote(s)
    38.5%
  2. it's ok as long as you go to hell too midger

    6 vote(s)
    23.1%
  3. not ready at all.

    4 vote(s)
    15.4%
  4. I'll make do with the supplies of those who died

    11 vote(s)
    42.3%
  5. don't care as long as games of thrones still airs

    6 vote(s)
    23.1%
  6. Ivanka won't date you even if you are the last mini man alive.

    11 vote(s)
    42.3%
  7. Bring Renz back already

    9 vote(s)
    34.6%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. jkcerda, Jul 31, 2017
    Last edited: Jul 31, 2017

    jkcerda macrumors 6502

    jkcerda

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2013
    Location:
    Criminal Mexi Midget
    #1
    say NK's crazy idiot DOES launch and you get the heads up, it's going to hit YOUR state , are you prepared in any way?

    no DIRECT hits, you have 3 hours to try and evacuate.......
     
  2. DrewDaHilp1 macrumors 6502a

    DrewDaHilp1

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2009
    Location:
    All Your Memes Are Belong to US
    #2
    Direct hit? I'm dead. Outside the fallout and prevailing winds? I'll be alright.
     
  3. LizKat macrumors 68040

    LizKat

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2004
    Location:
    Catskill Mountains
    #3
    Around here people stock up for winter, most probably have a few months' worth of stuff in cans and boxes from buying stuff on sale during late summer.

    But in event of a nuclear attack where I was in the downwind drift, not in the zone of immediate over-and-out? Spoiled by my past self-indulgences, if I couldn't have my fresh romaine and tomatoes as usual, then after a couple weeks I'd throw a hissy fit and off myself unless I thought there was time to grow some more produce...
     
  4. mudslag macrumors regular

    mudslag

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2010
    #4
    The world is crazy enough with one loony with a nuke, now we have two, both looking to show the other how big of a dick they can be.
     
  5. Zenithal Suspended

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2009
  6. SoggyCheese macrumors regular

    SoggyCheese

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2016
    Location:
    Maybe UK, Maybe Spain, maybe even elsewhere
    #6
    Can we play this game as if I'm a North Korean and the nuke is being launched by a fat orange man with a terrible combover? I sort of think that's a more likely scenario.
     
  7. BoxerGT2.5 macrumors 68000

    BoxerGT2.5

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2008
    #7
    The chances of the US preemptively nuking another nation is slim to none. If we Nuke a nation it will be in retaliation for them nuking us. We wouldn't attack NK with Nukes to take out their arsenal, but they might fire one off as a defensive deterrent. To which we should Nuke them into the Sea of Japan.
     
  8. jkcerda thread starter macrumors 6502

    jkcerda

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2013
    Location:
    Criminal Mexi Midget
    #8
    don't see why not :D
     
  9. Macky-Mac macrumors 68030

    Macky-Mac

    Joined:
    May 18, 2004
    #9
    I've already sent NK a note advising them how well armed the OP is and suggesting they take him out first should they be planning on sending their nuke..........the rest of us should be safe as long as we stay away from the Riverside CA area during their attack​
     
  10. ActionableMango macrumors 604

    ActionableMango

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    #10
    Well I can't complain about a direct hit. Literally cannot complain.
     
  11. HEK Suspended

    HEK

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2013
    #11
    Generals will never go for pre-emotive Nike strike. Declare commander in chief mentally incompetent.
     
  12. ActionableMango macrumors 604

    ActionableMango

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    #12
    Is that a strike prior to anyone having hurt feelings?
     
  13. HEK Suspended

    HEK

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2013
    #13
    No that's my iPad deciding it knows better what I want to say than I do.
     
  14. SoggyCheese macrumors regular

    SoggyCheese

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2016
    Location:
    Maybe UK, Maybe Spain, maybe even elsewhere
    #14
    About their running shoes apparently.
    --- Post Merged, Jul 31, 2017 ---
    Entonces, I went with all the votes. Even the Renz one, which makes no sense at all to me :D
     
  15. Herdfan macrumors 6502

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2011
    #15
    Congress needs to publicly remove the prohibition of executing foreign leaders. That might shut both of them up for a while.
     
  16. DrewDaHilp1 macrumors 6502a

    DrewDaHilp1

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2009
    Location:
    All Your Memes Are Belong to US
    #16
    It's an Executive Order dating back to Ford.
     
  17. DearthnVader macrumors 6502

    DearthnVader

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2015
    Location:
    Red Springs, NC
    #17
    Well, assuming we're talking about N. Korea, I think they can only hit the left coast, so no great loss.
     
  18. Gutwrench macrumors 65816

    Gutwrench

    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2011
    #18

    It will be strategically intercepted over Portland.
     
  19. LizKat macrumors 68040

    LizKat

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2004
    Location:
    Catskill Mountains
    #19
    Wait. What about Palin's back porch.
     
  20. HEK Suspended

    HEK

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2013
    #20
    She can see the missiles coming from her back porch.
     
  21. BoxerGT2.5 macrumors 68000

    BoxerGT2.5

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2008
    #21
    It's never too late to think about 2 chicks at the same time.

    [​IMG]
     
  22. VulchR macrumors 68020

    VulchR

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2009
    Location:
    Scotland
    #22
    Well, I currently live in the UK, but near a military base. So... my response is that I have a couple of bottles of single malt I haven't got around to, and in the event of an actual nuclear war, I fancy walking into the sea (drunk) rather than dying from DNA damage or being incinerated.
     
  23. rjohnstone macrumors 68040

    rjohnstone

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2007
    Location:
    PHX, AZ.
    #23
    If a direct (unsurvivable) attack where missiles were inbound with there's no time to get any distance.
    I'm up on the roof with a bottle and a pair of sunglasses.
    I'll watch the show until the fireball takes me out.

    If I have time to get away, the family and I are headed to the mountains. Granted the highways will likely be a disaster of morons who lack the ability to simply drive in one direction without stopping.
     
  24. HEK Suspended

    HEK

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2013
    #24
    And what you gonna do in the mountains, slowly starve to death as radiation poisoning takes hold?

    The solution to nuclear war is to prevent it. Not try to survive it.
     
  25. jkcerda thread starter macrumors 6502

    jkcerda

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2013
    Location:
    Criminal Mexi Midget
    #25
    hence the reason this is a scenario where we did not accomplish to prevent it.
     

Share This Page