British porn just got really boring (worse than it already was)

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  1. iBlazed macrumors 68000

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    Some of the things on this new censorship list from the British government are clearly misogynistic, such as the ban on female ejaculation. The ban on spanking, caning, and aggressive whipping, which are mostly used in female dominatrix situations where a woman is in power, also screams puritanical misogyny. The only thing on that list I can understand banning is fisting, because that can cause medical issues, and maybe water sports too because that's really unsanitary. But other than that, the rest of the list is bogus.

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    So by this completely ridiculous set of rules I've watched now illegal porn...

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    Anilingus is definitely less sanitary, and probably a blowjob is too.
     
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    True. These rules seem pretty random.
     
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    Facesitting and spanking? Wow!

    Before you know it British porn won't have anything except kissing and using the missionary position.
     
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    I don't even get the point of this law. They can ban all the porn they want, but it's the internet, you're never more than a few mouse clicks away from porn depicting everything on that list and then some.

    But I guess this is the only porn that can be filmed in Britain:
     
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    And those acts will only be legal if the woman doesn't moan or demonstrate any signs of sexual pleasure. I would hate to meet the group of prudes who came up with this.
     
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    I am stupid...

    I read "Caning" as "Canning"

    I was thinking to myself what in the world does Canning involve?!?!?
     
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    There are some questions best left unanswered, Lost. Things that, once heard, cannot be unheard.

    Before you ask "what is this canning you speak of", first ask yourself "would I hazard my very soul to behold arts so black". If the answer is no, then turn around, and never look back. There is bliss to be found in ignorance, and no shame should you feel for finding solace in its comforting embrace. But if you must know. If you're willing to sacrifice your very sanity on the alter of knowledge, then...click here.
     
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    Thank god the americans chased out the british!
     
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    Isn't porn something dirty and liberal and non-christian anyway?
     
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    communist
     
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    Slippery slope

    Slippery slope!

    First they ban the production then they go after importation/downloading and finally possession and viewing.
     
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    Is this a joke?

    The politicians in England heard of this thing called the internet, right? Streaming? Proxies?

    Nothing will ever come between a man and his porn.
     
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    Only production is banned. Not viewing.
     
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    They ban it because they don't want the peasants doing it. You know its just for the MPs and the rich. Come on guys :D

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    fixed it for ya :D
     
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    They only let you have lame firearms over there and now it looks like only lame porn as well.
    What's next, banning fun and bright colors(ooopps "colours")
     
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    thats because we are so vicious and savage we'd kill one another more than the US does. You just need to look at the carnage on a saturday night compared to your saturday night to see why its a good idea the UK doesn't have firearms on the open street
     
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    But that doesn't explain the porn.
    We got our uptight-ness about sex and nudity from you guys.
     
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    See my original post above. The rich don't want the poor to know the good stuff. They want to keep it for themselves, like the money and the food etc
     
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    ...huh? I don't think that can really apply to sex.
     
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    That's whats loltastic about the whole thing.
     
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    I do remember a time when British tourists would buy like mad in the sex shops of Amsterdam, back in the 1970's.:p

    Of course they would then relax in the 'coffee shop':cool:
     

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