If you need a blurb for your new-age product, you can grab some nice generic text on this page, which can pump it out as well as a classic Mac app I once had, "Kant Generator Pro". For example, By refining, we live. The quantum cycle is full of superpositions of possibilities. Consciousness consists of chaos-driven reactions of quantum energy. “Quantum” means a deepening of the endless. Spoiler Reality has always been overflowing with lifeforms whose essences are opened by chi. We are in the midst of an internal ennobling of chi that will remove the barriers to the grid itself. Who are we? Where on the great journey will we be re-energized? Humankind has nothing to lose. The solar system is calling to you via frequencies. Can you hear it? It can be difficult to know where to begin. If you have never experienced this revolution through non-local interactions, it can be difficult to live. Kabala may be the solution to what’s holding you back from an astonishing vector of curiosity. Through acupuncture, our third eyes are baptized in non-locality. You will soon be re-energized by a power deep within yourself — a power that is conscious, ever-present. Have you found your journey? We grow, we exist, we are reborn. Awareness is the driver of transcendence. We exist as transmissions. Being, look within and enlighten yourself. How should you navigate this pranic quantum matrix? Although you may not realize it, you are sensual. (spoilered for compactness) Some research was carried out involving vague, random pseudo-profundity. In one study, various tweets by the incomparable Deepak something-or-other were mixed in with randomly generated aphorisms and shown to test subjects, who were asked to rate the statements for their meaningfulness. Of course, as you might expect, the overall rating of all the wisdom, whether of swami or machine origin, was consistent (pdf study paper here). Quite smirksome, really. So, apparently, we as a broad population, tend to be rather gullible. I see all manner of airy-fairy nonsense popping up everywhere, and people saying, "Oh, I never thought of it that way before!" To which I feel inclined to ask, then what way did you think of it? It makes me wonder, why do our schools not require a full course in bullshasterisk for graduation? Have the chemtrails and aluminum foil hats corroded our collective minds into lemon custard? Just imagine how much more sense the internets would make if everyone had proper nonsense-avoidance education. Not as funny, though.