bush/cheney '04 slogans....humor

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by 3rdpath, Sep 18, 2003.

  1. 3rdpath macrumors 68000


    Jan 7, 2002
    2nd star on the right and straight till morning
    a buddy of mine who works in the campaign industry in d.c. sent me these....

    With the presidential election wind-up already in full swing, the
    Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign has been hard at work developing a list of themesto put on bumper-stickers.

    Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!

    Bush/Cheney '04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile.

    Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!

    Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.

    Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism

    Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!

    Bush/Cheney '04: Get used to it!

    Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind

    Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.

    Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.

    Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.

    Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism

    Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.

    Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!

    Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

    Don't think. Vote Bush!

    George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency

    George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot

    George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt

    George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There

    God Save the King!

    Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's why!"

    Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!

    Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!

    feel free to add some of your own.....
  2. zimv20 macrumors 601


    Jul 18, 2002
    "Taxes Don't Cut Themselves"
    "It IS as Easy as a Dictatorship"


    "You're either with us you're against us"
  3. Clark C macrumors member

    Feb 2, 2003
  4. shadowfax macrumors 603


    Sep 6, 2002
    Houston, TX
    This time, elect us!

    that's the best one, and one of the few good ones, if you ask me.

    the "no brainer" and "thoughtless" things are just cheap shots.

    who is going to be the democratic candidate though? how about some slogans/nominations on that front too?
  5. Desertrat macrumors newbie

    Jul 4, 2003
    Terlingua, Texas
    "Compassionate Colonialism" is worth a chuckle...

    I'm still in favor of a place on the ballot for "None of the above", and if it gets the most votes, the office is left vacant. Imagine the safety of the country if there were no quorum in Congress!

    :), 'Rat
  6. shadowfax macrumors 603


    Sep 6, 2002
    Houston, TX
    "compassionate conservatism" is good too. must have missed it.

    as to leaving the presidency vacant, i think that it would be much mor effective to check the power of the judiciary branch of government, which much more than the executive branch has exceeded its powers in the last half-century.
  7. jefhatfield Retired


    Jul 9, 2000
    i am so temped...he he...to print up some of these slogans and put them on cars in either the all white church parking lot cars or all the cars at the private country club ;)

    i personally like the "leave no billionaire behind" slogan

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