Following the excellent result yesterday with the iPhone "Every part of the internet" advert being banned in the UK by the Advertising Standards Authority, it prompted me to finally sit down and make the complaint I have been bitching about and intending to make for the last four weeks. If any of you have seen the iPhone "Everyone" advert, you cannot fail to recognise that the user experience depicted on the iPhone is absolutely nothing like reality. I wish my iPhone was even half as fast at rendering web pages, receiving email attachments and getting a GPS lock when I'm out and about. I even get excellent 3G speeds (~1.8-2.0 Mbps on O2 where I live at most times) and yet I don't even recognise the way they are portraying the iPhone on 3G in that advert. So I have made my complaint (the online form is available here if you want to do the same) and feel free to pillage my own complaint (below) as much or as little as you like.