Canada is the new Philippines.

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by waloshin, Oct 4, 2010.

  1. waloshin macrumors 68040

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    That's all I got to say, anyone living in Canada that is paying attention would know what I'm talking about.
     
  2. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    We're supposed to know.
     
  3. Burnsey macrumors 6502a

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    Believe it or not a lot of stuff happens in Canada, which one of the news items on http://www.cbc.ca/canada are you referring to?
     
  4. Don't panic macrumors 603

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    i think he is referring to these:
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    they just surpassed van camp's as the #1 canned pork and beans in the greater Toronto area..
     
  5. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    I hope they taste better than their light-bulbs.
     
  6. Don't panic macrumors 603

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    They must. I don't see over 5 millions torontians being that wrong...
     
  7. CaoCao macrumors 6502a

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    Do you mean Philippines?
     
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    Huh? Been to Canada a few times. I love it there.
     
  10. citizenzen macrumors 65816

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    World's Best Countries — Newsweek

    #7 Canada
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    #63 Philippines

    They're like the doublemint twins... just not quite so close together.
     

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  11. Macky-Mac macrumors 68030

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    ummmm, you're not supposed to eat their lightbulbs
     
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    What has happened to our school system?

    If this is the result, I'm glad I left........

    :D
     
  14. lbro macrumors 6502a

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    At first I said "WTF?!?!?!?", than I said "Oh, it's waloshin again".:rolleyes:
     
  15. waloshin thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Well hundreds and hundreds of Filipinos are immigrating to my area, and they all want to bring their family plus their friends and their family wants to bring their friends ect.

    So before we know it the largest race in Canada will be Filipino.

    And what is annoying about that is they refuse to speak English to one another while in public so all you hear all the time is them speaking Tagalog.
     
  16. Ttownbeast macrumors 65816

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    You mean almost everyone in Canada is Catholic, you can get an underage whore for the price of a bar of soap in some districts, come Easter some impale themselves repeatedly, they all have really really great tans, and you can get a mail order bride by using yahoo IMs?

    Funny though its been a while since I heard mention of Phils....The best stories about that country my pop used to tell me from his days as a sailor. Apparently that country was where anal beads originated the prostitutes wore them around their necks and used them on (sometimes unsuspecting) Johns to help maintain erections longer by stimulating the prostate.
     
  17. waloshin thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Actually yes they also started a Escort service first of it's kind in the area within a couple of weeks of arrival too.

    But whatever.
     
  18. .Andy macrumors 68030

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    A xenophobia thread. Nice one.

    You largely refuse to post in english but the rest of us tolerate you.


    Edit: in fact we embrace. I suggest you do the same.
     
  19. iBlue macrumors Core

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    :D



    (not sure why I am bothering with this but...)

    WTFoshin, Filipinos are not going to take over Canada. Their wanting to speak their own language is probably not an assault, it's likely because that's what they're more comfortable speaking. English is not that easy of a language to get the hang of and they are under no obligation to speak it to please you or anyone else.

    The only slightly justifiable exception for being disgruntled about it is if you know for certain they can speak good English and decide not to in front of you as a paying customer of some kind. That is where I take SOME exception to finding it inconsiderate because I think it's tantamount to whispering.
     
  20. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    WIN!

    How long did it take you to learn English when you moved to England?
     
  21. iBlue macrumors Core

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    Dude, they're like totally still trying to teach me! English is hard! http://upc.*************/uploads/smilies/fntard.gif
     
  22. Queso macrumors G4

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    I think Blue lives in Essex. They don't speak English there. Instead they utter a dialect known as Estry :)

    If Canada is turning into the Philippines I'm arranging to traffick some Canadians to become my lowly-paid domestic servants.

    Imagine, I can both practice my French and never have to Dyson ever again!!! :cool:

    Also, do we get to choose which Canadian we traffick? Can I have Iscariot?
     

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