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Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by zimv20, Apr 4, 2007.
New style garden ornaments, set to fail?
Cheney stalks another quail
Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?
Ugliest garden gnomes ever!
Cheney: "Best time I've had looking at cherry blossoms in the bushes since that threeway with Jenna and Barbara"
'Now, Dick over there is showing how we pissed away a budget surplus'
Lamp post realises it's more intelligent than company
(into lapel mic) "Okay, George, look stern. Now tell 'em we gotta fight 'em over there or we'll fight 'em over here. Scowl for the camera. And for God's sake stand up straight!"
(I was gonna do a pissing crack, but Blue Velvet beat me to it. )
Cheney confused as to which bush he's meant to be talking to!
Cheney get more sense from hedge than Bush!
PRESENTING: the first five minutes to the sequel of the movie directed by Abraham Zapruder.
Dick Cheney in the garden admiring the Bush he and buddy Karl Rove planted with their own hands over six years ago.
Cheney to himself: "That's right Georgie.. keep up the obfuscation. Soon, I'll be humping that podium and you'll be dead with a birdshot wound to the face."
Cheney to himself: "yeah.. that's how daddy likes it.. stroke that podium.. yeah... "
Carry on speaking Bush, I'm only peeing on you!
(Heart attack. Get it?)
I know there's a Lawyer in here somewhere!
"dick is just barely abiding by the terms of my executive restraining order."
Cheney: You do realise you're speaking to a non-existant crowd, don't you?
Dick Cheney: I wish George would lay off of the beans. I'll just wait over here while the gas clears and play with "little Dicky".
"Due to poor camera placement Cheney's 'undisclosed location' has been revealed. The search is on for his next hiding place. Rumors are circulating that it might be behind the sofa."
Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people!
from The Man With Two Brains
You mean I just spent 5 million dollars of tax payer money on a camouflage suit and they can still see me.
There's some kind of interference, so I have to hold the remote closer.
"Ahhh, fond memories. Just how I remembered the grassy knoll."
Shhhhh, I believe i see another quail.... BANG