Caption This - Republican National Convention edition

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    Sarah Palin cheers Apple's "family values" for rejecting the Pull My Finger app.
     
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    :D

    Nice one!

    "That's amazing. It's like my thumb just vanished!"

    "Now show them!"
     
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    Sarah Palin receives her VP nomination present from McCain: A shiny new moose huntin' outfit!
     
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    McCain to Palin: Yep you shot that guy better than ole' Dick ever could.
     
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    McCain: "Look! It's-a Kitty!"
    To all you XKCD fans :)
     
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    Republican Presidential nominee John McCain shows off his dry pair of Depends underwear to his thrilled caretaker.
     
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    Convention.jpg

    Janice's attempts at hiding her flatulence had ended in failure.
     
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    "He's the one who says he has executive experience and will heal the planet."
     
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    "Look! A minority! I told you there would be one here. Now if only I can get him to take my drink order..."
     
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    You hypocrites. If Sarah Palin was a liberal, you'd all be salivating at her booty like I am.


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    haha, I like this one.
     
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    McCain: "See that kid there? I'm gonna send him to Iraq and he has NO clue!"
     
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    lol. You got that cracka good.
     
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    "I can't believe it's only as long as your finger"
    "How dare you suggest that a prisoner of war for 5 and a half years doesn't have a big one!"

    or

    "Sarah, look at Senator Craig winking at you. I think he wants to meet you in the airport restroom later tonight"
    "Uhhh, John, I think he's winking at you"

    and finally....

    "Try making some of those hand shadow puppets. Since you haven't won over independents or Hillary voters like I thought, you need to win over the kids. They can vote, right?"
     
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    Look, those fools are actually going to vote for us...USA,USA,USA!
     
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    Harriet's drinking problem became obvious when she eventually consumed so much of the Kool-Aid that she didn't realize the convention was over.

    Actually, there's a funny story in one of Al Franken's books (IIRC) about a black delegate to the 2004 Republican convention who was angry because people were constantly asking him to get them a cab, help with their luggage, etc.
     
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    George Bush's surprise appearance at the RNC was met with cheers and celebrations from his supporter.
     
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    Hey look at that protester getting her as* kicked !!!!
     
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    McCain: "That guys a community organizer, helps keeps kids off the streets and off drugs! Loser!"
    Palin: "hahaha!"
     
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    I finally watched both speeches on You tube last night. The Republicans should be ashamed. They said absolutely nothing at all. Sarah Palin sounded like a high grade Downs Syndrome adult, so I guess it's no wonder she's parenting one. Oh wait- sorry, the nanny will be taking care of that I'm sure. Sarah will be too busy figuring out how to run up the national debt like she did when she was mayor. Wonder how long it will take before that kid gets someone pregnant or is impregnated (I don't know what sex the child is, but I feel extremely sorry for it.)?

    Am I being unfair? Maybe. But being the child of conservative evangelical parents, who've had two kids attempt suicide and one succeed, I don't think so. Oh- the gay one lived, the divorced one is now in a "better place". I thought you went to hell if you committed suicide. Oh- that's only if you're liberal.:mad:
     
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    I think you left your common decency at home today, Lee.
     
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    You understand that the protesters who were arrested were total idiots, right?

    They were collecting things like urine, gas masks, all kinds of things with blades like throwing knives, axes, and I think even a machete. I even remember hearing on the news that one of them had a handgun.

    Another plan they had was to disable the buses of the delegates.


    Back to the game!
     

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