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Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by Thomas Veil, Aug 31, 2004.
"Would somebody please hold down Michael Moore until I can get over there with this mallet?"
"Omigosh, even I can't stomach this!"
This stuff doesn't actually bother me. What does bother me is if I or someone else had done this same crap during the DNC convention we would be labelled as trolls and you would demand that the thread be closed.
Hypocracy at its finest.
I don't think it was intended to "bother" you, Leo. It's humour, you know, a luagh. We'll never know the answer to your paranoid speculation as no-one had the imagination to do this with pics from the DNC. Go figure.
"Why didn't anybody tell me not to drink the water?"
top photo: "i give that speech two hands up!"
"And when we find out who the enemy is we're gonna crush 'em, I tell you, crush 'em"
#1:" It seems that Drew Carrey has aged considerably since his guest appearance on Last Comic Standing."
#2: " Here we have Sandra Day-Oconnor's (sp?) Gavel... We start the bidding at three million dollars."
#1: "Must.... Suppress..... Demon.... Form....."
#2: (Best Igor voice)" Yesss Masster."
#3: " Okay.... Alright.... I admit I'm complicit... cuff me."
#4: " God I hope the Mic misses this fart."
#5: " One.... Tooo..... Many.... Chilidogs.... OOhhhh.."
We interrupt this thread for a "lighten up" commentary:
I did check with Mr. Anderson about politically-themed "Caption This" threads, and there didn't seem to be a problem. I and other people have done this type of thread in other forums without incident.
In my view, we need to keep a sense of humor about these things. Politics is so nasty nowadays, we've got to laugh every once in a while to relieve the tension. Granted, I'm having fun at the expense of the GOP here, but that doesn't mean someone else can't do the same with Kerry. (Heck, I laughed at that "This Land" cartoon that compared Kerry to Herman Munster.)
Hey, it makes for better threads than that Swift Boat stuff. At least this is honestly bogus.
We now return you to our regularly-scheduled program.
Top photo: "No, I will not drop the gavel! It's not a weapon! You cops lower your weapons, can't you see I'm caucasian ?!?"
" We have this Gavel to thank for the last four years of Republican leadership in the Whitehouse!"
i'm thinking of the homer-in-space carbon rod incident.
Speaking of space...
Bottom photo: "This chest-bursting alien effect ought to get their attention!"
"Hmmm. Being shot out of a cannon seemed like a good idea at the time...."
separated at birth?
"If I could get my hands on that Kerry bastard, I'd squeeze his head just like this."
Edit: on similar lines, doesn't that photo beg to have Steve Balmer's head inserted between his arms?
It's hard to parody a comedy...
True. Better to parody a tragedy... makes it more tolerable.
Announcer (Voice-over): "Today on 'Judge Hastert' -- the Schrock divorce!"
(I probably should apologize for that one...)
OK, I am apologizing for that one. Shouldn't kick people when they're down...
Well, now that you mention it....
To me, the bottom photo evokes images of Pink Floyd's The Wall.
Imagine a crowd cheering: "HAMMER, HAMMER, HAMMER, HAMMER"
Thomas Veil, you rock! (Even if you only lasted one season...)
Excellent!!! I can't tell if it's assault, or a tender moment....
Top photo: "Item 17, what is the bid for direct and secret access to the President?"
"C'mon folks, I see a lot of big energy sector people out there, this item comes up for grabs only once every 4 years"
Top photo: "I am Thor, wielder of the mystic uru hammer, Mjolnir! I am god of thunder, master of lightning and storm!"
"By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Morvan, you shall be avenged!"