Chinese Gov't Announces Takeover of All Six Hollywood Studios

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  1. Michaelgtrusa macrumors 604

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    Chinese Gov't Announces Takeover of All Six Hollywood Studios.
     
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    I blame the Jews. (Note this is a joke to point out how silly the OP is)
     
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    I blame Jaws.

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    "Hey, I hear your selling your mass media infrastructure."
     
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    Well that explains that abortion of a Red Dawn "remake".:mad:
     
  6. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    We need Trump TV more than ever. Make it happen people.
     
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    I blame the Jawas

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  8. jerwin macrumors 65816

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    "I'm your host Alex Jones. We're going to be here for the next four hours."

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    One of these threads recently had a chart showing how all the media were owned and/or controlled by The Jews. Now, we have The Chinese? Which is it? It is difficult to know what to believe these days.
     
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    The Chinese are converting to Judaism so they can buy up all our big movie studios in order to brainwash us all with movies about a Mandarin speaking Moses who fled from the Japanese and wandered the Gobi for 40 years.
     
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    We're not going to let it happen. we need the Chinese to stay Chinese. After all, we need somewhere to go eat on Christmas day. :D
     
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    Not sure if serious or if you mistook this sub for comedy section.
     
  13. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    That's the best of what might happen if he decides to get back into TV. What if losing the election makes him realize he has to go for something really really grand to regain stature? What if he decided to buy TimeWarner by outbidding AT&T !?!?! Guess we'd find out if Bewkes has any principles (and also how many well-bankrolled expat Russians there still are who haven't been burnt by Donnie yet).
     
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    Trump couldn't raise the money to buy a Pop Warner football team let alone Time Warner.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...-up-and-coming-conservative-news-network.html
     
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    But can they make better movies with original ideas.
     
  16. BernyMac macrumors regular

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    I doubt the seriousness and this IS the comedy section. However, quite a few people actually take this sub waaaay too seriously. :D
     
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    Isn't he still in jail???
     
  19. TheHateMachine macrumors 6502a

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    Merely a setback, he is simply manipulating his world spanning Jewish-Chinese Media control empire from prison.
     

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