Condoms with Teeth? lol

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  1. Loves2spoon macrumors 65816

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    WTF? So... do women just have to start wearing these things daily? This is just crazy.

    Also, what's to prevent a rapist from simply looking for the thing and pulling it out beforehand? This just seems not so well thought-out to me.
     
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    What if you cheated on your gf/wife ( and she found out) you come home and she's waiting for you in bed with her new "teeth"...

    Men everywhere should be scared!
     
  4. Shyfty macrumors member

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    Well, that's just it. I know a bunch of women who'd love to use these things for revenge. Add to that the fact that they don't actually prevent rape, and you have a worthless, potentially dangerous product. Also, anyone with a pair of scissors can remove the thing... Idiotic.
     
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    I find it stupid as well. It's as if no one thought about this thing at all beforehand.

    Also, if someone's girlfriend really did use this as revenge for some argument, would law enforcement automatically assumed he tried to rape the woman?
     
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    Vagina dentata,fear of death or castration during sex, I'd guess therefore thought up by a man.

    Having looked at the article it apparently was the idea of a woman,how odd.
     
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    Not a new idea. I recall reading about a patent from many years ago that did exactly the same thing. I think it had steel hooks, though.
     
  9. ethical macrumors 68000

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    I've heard about this before, stupidest thing in the world! The rapist would just get super pissed off and beat the woman to death!
     
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    Exactly the movie I was thinking of! We rented it, I didn't watch it but Ry thought it was awful.
     
  12. ethical macrumors 68000

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    Yeah I instantly thought of that movie too!lol.

    Razor blades eh!? Don't think I'd ever have guts to put them that close to my johnson...let alone inside myself......
     
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    DEARGODMYGODOHHOWAWFULPLEEEEASEMAKEITSTOPAAAAAAAA!!!
     
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    You can't trust women with these things.

    Some women are malicious witches and they'll use these things on their unsuspecting boyfriends or husbands and claim that they were raped!

    Evil woman to boyfriend - "Come over tonight honey, I have a special treat for you after dinner tonight!"

    Boyfriend to evil woman - "Ok sweetie, I'll be there at 7 pm!"

    Woman proceeds to bathroom and inserts "teeth condom". Woman still remembers when boyfriend cheated on her 2 years ago with her best friend.
     
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    And what happens when the penis stops being erect? Does it get tighter or just fall off?...
     
  17. lewis82 macrumors 68000

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    And then, man calls his lawyer.

    Seriously, I hope this thing will stay in developping countries. I imagine too many extremist feminists using this :eek:
     
  18. ejb190 macrumors 65816

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    Any guys want to volunteer as product testers?
     
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    Does what fall off? :D
     
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    Wtf

    This is such an ill-thought out product.

    What do they expect will happen if some guy idiotic/evil enough to rape a woman finds himself stuck to this thing? I imagine he would turn even more violent pretty darn quick.

    What a bad, bad, bad idea...

    BTW Teeth was one of the worst movies I ave ever had the displeasure of seeing. Every aspect of it was terrible.
     
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    Who are these "extremist feminists"? People who believe women and men should actually be equal?
     
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    That is assuming that he is not so incapacitated by the to be able to do anything.

    Most guys I know me included are hurt down there not much movement can be done.
     
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    And men can be trusted with an erection?
     
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    I can't imagine the guy being too happy if he got teeth jabbed in his dick. Hes already willing to rape someone, beating the hell out of her/killing her isn't too far off the map.

    I have a better rape deterrent:

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    What misogynistic drivel.
     

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