Conspiracy theories?

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  1. ctt1wbw macrumors 68000

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    Area 51? The JFK thing? Contrails? What's you guys take on stuff like this? I watched a show recently on the 9/11 attacks and was stunned at the number of people that still think that Bush implanted bombs inside the towers to make them explode...

    And there's tons of websites devoted to "contrails" out there. It's really humurous at what people will believe.

    Are aliens at Area 51? Did the Egyptians build the Pyramids? What do you guys believe in?
     
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    Did man land on the moon, is the Queen a lizzard? there are so many that are just dumb I've given up with them.

    Oh and tell me the September 11th show you were watching was not loose change. that guy needs a slapping.
     
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    I've seen bits of that show, and it was so pathetic it was funny. I saw the Popular Mechanics rebuttal to that show. They bitched-slapped these two guys who made that film seven ways from Sunday.

    Is the Queen a lizard??? What the...? I haven't heard THAT one before. But I think the woman that Prince Charles married looks likes a horse's a$$. :)
     
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    according to david icke she is the lizzard queen but icke also said he was the son of god :rolleyes:
     
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    Area 51?

    Around the corner from Area 50

    The JFK thing?

    What the airport?

    Contrails?

    Huh. No idea what that means?

    Are aliens at Area 51?

    Illegal aliens from Mexico?

    Did the Egyptians build the Pyramids?

    I though they were built by the Atlantins?



    And the X Files are based on true stories, especially the spooky episodes.
     
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    From the wiki:

    "At the heart of Icke's theories is the view that the world is ruled by a secret group called the "Global Elite" or "Illuminati..."

    Does that include the Getty's, the Roschilds, and Colonel Sanders? :D

    Contrails are the name given to the jet trails in the atmosphere that high flying jets leave behind. Ever notice how some stay in the air for hours and hours, and seem to make weaving patterns in the sky? Some contrails dissapate seconds after, but some stay up there for hours and hours.
     
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    Wait a second while I bring out my tin foil hat.
     
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    The queen mum could easily have been a lizard and anyone who'se looked at Prince Phillip closely must surely question his humanity (or at least sanity, and who else would want to mate with a lizard?), so I'm in for the Queen being a lizard-woman.
     
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    It sounds like you might be ready for the MacRumors PRSI forums. :D
     
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    If our Royal Family isn't made up of lizard people, we should get shut of them and replace them with some reptoids. It would liven up the Queen's Christmas Day speech no end. :cool:
     
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    I prefer to believe it's spherical, but that's just me.
     
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    Worst of all, the "Jaffa Cakes are biscuits" nutters!
     
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    It's an oblate spheroid, but I'll let you off.

    EDIT: gauchogolfer, you are too slow ;)
     
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    An oblate spheroid, but I get your drift. :p

    Edit: too slow, though great minds obviously think alike. :D
     
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    I believe that the New England Patriots lost the Superbowl on purpose because NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell told them they had to loose because of the Spygate Scandal and the impending Congressional Subcommittee hearings.
     
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    So one of their principal arguments is that if you pour water onto a globe it runs off, therefore since water doesn't drain out of the oceans we must live on a flat earth. What fabulous logic!
     
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    I was rather disappointed they weren't featured in David Attenborough's latest myself, but oh well....
     
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    Would that be a continental drift?
     
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    Oh, no, I'm about to get sucked in to another pun-athon.

    Can I resist? No, I cannot.
     
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    It depends on the temperature as to how long a contrail (condensation trail) lasts. Many conspiracy theories state that the are used to drug the population or kill insects. Some of that has weight, since there is a pesticite and fugicide in some jet fuel, because with out it, microbes would grow in it and ruin the engines.

    As for Area 51, its not really a theory, it does exist. What is there is the mystery. Probabily nothing more than top secret aircraft.

    As for JFK, if anyone has seen the stabilized Zapruter Film, they know he was killed by a shot from in front of him. http://youtube.com/watch?v=XmE6A7TGhiM

    Some conspiracy theories are completely off the wall, then again some make you question what you see (like why did WTC 7 collapse? or Why does no one talk about the abandonded town in PA?). Just food for thought.

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    You have no capacity for resistance? Ohm my!
     

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