Denver Police Search For ‘Mad Pooper’ Who Dumps And Runs

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    I tried to write something witty or constructive, but I'm at a loss.
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    Are you down in the dumps over it?
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    I hope they do not have the lead detective on the case but the number 2 on duty instead.
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    This case really stinks.

    Ok I'm done.
     
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    This woman after she find the police are after her be like "Oh crap!"
     
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    That was a very self-defacating post.
     
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    Denver and Colorado Springs are not the same OP
     
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    Once caught, she turns stool pigeon.

    Ok guys, I win this round. Mines funniestest.
     
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    Just place some of those motion activated cameras they use for hunting in the area she's defecating in.
     
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    Ah yes, they can then detect her bowel movements. Good thinking. You must be on the toilet.
     
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    Bad dogs, bad dogs
    Whatcha gonna do
    Whatcha gonna do when they scoop your poo?
     
  14. Zenithal macrumors 604

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    Because you already went this morning?
     
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    I'm surprised no one has mentioned the Phantom Pooper yet. The PP drops a massive log and leaves no toilet paper. Yes, I've had to flush it in the morning. In the barracks the PP will never be found.
     
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    So...not condoning this behavior. Yet 2 questions:
    1. Is this a good use of police resources?
    2. Is this that different than dog-owners not cleaning up their poops?

    I am curious as to this woman's motivation...is it part of a movement? Or merely a deuce ex machina?
     
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    So you read the links comments too eh?
     
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    That’s what poop animogi is for. When words are just not enough. With new iPhone X, you can let the poop do the talking. :D
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    Well.......makes more sense than trump as president.
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    She was promised a weight loss after each run, only way she can make it happen.
     
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    Obviously. :p
     
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    Let’s be honest guys, we’ve all done this.

    Oops, wrong thread.
     
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    I was not commenting on the runners situation. The linked item gave insight into the possible urgency.

    We now return to the kindergarten bodily function thread.


    It happens to the best of us — even Paula Radcliffe. In 2005, on her way to winning the London Marathon, the women’s world record holder was forced to stop on the side of the road and take a dump in front of thousands of fans. She went on to win the race after pooping, saying that cramps had been bothering her.

    Unfortunately, Radcliffe’s experience isn’t uncommon for runners — though most of us make it to a toilet. A review in The International SportMed Journal about gastrointestinal (GI) problems in runners reported that studies have found between 30-83 percent of runners are affected by GI disturbances. One separate study of long-distance triathletes competing in extreme conditions even found that 93 percent of them had at least one symptom of GI distress.




    Read more at http://running.competitor.com/2014/...-to-poop-when-i-run_70934#PysGRQ0hgICX114y.99
     
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    Yes, well if it happens once I fully understand. If you suffer from "runners cramp" you do something about it or pick another form of exercise.
     

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