Does your significant other worry about you giving your iPhone 5 too much attention?

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  1. iParis macrumors 68040

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    Because my girlfriend definitely does! She already hates my current iPhone 4! Err, not hate it, she just thinks I love my iPhone more than her, which isn't true. She's even convinced she's not going to have a sex life for a month starting Friday!

    Anybody else's spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/bestfriend/etc think they give or will give their iPhone, or any device for that matter, more attention than them?

    And yes, now we might just have a thread for everything!
     

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  3. iParis thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Yes, we a very odd couple, that's undeniable. XD
     
  4. richpuer macrumors 6502

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    its only 1 more row of icons...what more could you do?
     
  5. vastoholic macrumors 68000

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    Well if anything, my hand should be getting more action once I get the phone. :(
     
  6. iParis thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Aside from all the upgrades it has compared to the 4S, I have the 4, so this will be a double upgrade for me.

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    I see what you did there..
    Though I'm sure girls will be all over the new phone!

    No, no. We were just talking about it. Actual sex. Lol, my girlfriend's too awkward to sext.
     
  7. kirky29 macrumors 65816

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    Maybe you could involve your girlfriend with the iPhone 5? You could do some panoramic photography stuff together... :)
     
  8. iParis thread starter macrumors 68040

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    I tried telling her that! We can take pictures together with the upgraded camera and using the front camera won't be that bad since it's not VGA anymore!

    And hell, when we do have sex, my iPhone can watch.. ;D
     
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    I will try to give pleasure to both of my iDevices, as well as my girl, simultaneously. It's not going to be easy but I like to challenge myself.

    I'm thinking to start off by rubbing just enough Vaseline on the iPhone screen as to not get any into the headphone jack (obviously that will void the warranty) and use them as a toy for my gf. She's usually pretty good with her own natural fluids, but the extra height of the IP5 will probably require some lubrication. I will then attempt to watch new episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians on my iPad, while we are getting down.
     
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    You're cool you have a GF.

    Is this what you were looking for?
     
  12. iParis thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Coincidentally, she always tells me to put Keeping Up with the Kardashians on! I don't know why, she's much smarter than to watch something like that.. Maybe she finds it funny.

    No, not at all. I was partially looking for people to find the screenshot humorous, since I couldn't help but laughing when she sent me that, but I was also wondering if anyone else has been in a similar situation.
     
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  14. dwburnell macrumors regular

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    Oh I totally can relate! I am picking mine up Friday morning at Wal-Mart, but I am getting married on Saturday! So my soon to be wife told me to get my iPhone time at work and after our rehearsal Friday night because after that, we have the wedding Saturday, and leave for our honeymoon Sunday. I am not complaining but my fiance is the same way haha.
     
  15. iParis thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Good thing you almost have a full day in! And at least you can use it to your advantage for taking pictures! I wonder what will make more heads turn at the wedding, the bride and groom or your iPhone 5!
     
  16. madsci954 macrumors 68030

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    All I'm gonna say is coming between my wife and her iPhone is like coming between a mama bear and her cub.
     
  17. iParis, Sep 18, 2012
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    That like me. I freak out if I'm away from my phone for too long.
     
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  19. iParis thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Hahaha. That's awesome. At least you're both getting it! Mine is getting it next month so we'll probably be in the same boat.
     
  20. soundtracker macrumors member

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    Can you just get your GF an iPhone 5 as well? That should solve it ;)
     
  21. Agent-P macrumors 68030

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    I just have to say I agree that you and your gf are pretty funny. It's nice to see random threads like this rather than everyone obsessing over their tracking info.
     
  22. iParis thread starter macrumors 68040

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    She's actually getting one next month! That's another customer T-Mobile is losing!
     
  23. NewbieCanada macrumors 68030

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    I don't understand the question... my iPhone 5 IS my significant other.
     

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