Donald Trump Demands an Apology From You

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  1. dogslobber macrumors 68030

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    Donald Trump will be the President of the United State of America in just under four days.

    I don't think there's a sadder sentence that can be typed for the next 4 years.


    http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2017/01/donald-trump-demands-apology-you

    Donald Trump has demanded an apology from since he began his campaign. The answer is 21:

    • Intelligence chiefs
    • Cast and producers of Hamilton
    • Mika Brzezinski
    • The media
    • Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    • CNN
    • Wall Street Journal
    • Vicente Fox
    • Mark Halperin
    • Hillary Clinton
    • Rachel Maddow
    • Chuck Todd
    • Chris Christie
    • The liberal media
    • The Washington Post
    • Carly Fiorina
    • Fox News
    • Tom Llamas
    • Charles Krauthammer
    • John McCain
    • Univision
     
  2. Huntn macrumors Pentium

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    Will he ever understand that having 7.499B people who disrespect you, that the 40m who voted for you don't seem like that many? I wonder how many of the 40M are still with him? :rolleyes:
     
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    Well, half of his voters are deplorables so at least 20m still are!!!!!!
     
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    ...plus a blankee (little silk edged blanket, a teddy, and maybe a noonie.

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    Here ya go Don...​
     
  7. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    needs to be gold plated or use gold thread.
     
  8. MadeTheSwitch macrumors 6502a

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    Ironically Donald Trump ask of others what he is unwilling to provide himself. So here is my list of apology demands for him:

    • Women who have ever bled from...wherever.
    • The disabled reporter
    • John McCain and any other POW captured who he doesn't respect
    • People that he wanted to throw out in the cold without jackets
    • People who he wanted to see carried out on stretchers
    • The "intelligence" community
    • The Generals who he thinks he knows more then they do
    • Carly Fiorina for his comments about her face.
    • Rand Paul for similar comments about his looks
    • Jeb Bush and his wife for the comments he directed their way.
    • Lindsey Graham for publicly releasing his phone number
    • Ted Cruz for comments about his father and JFK assassination.
    • Mexican immigrants for being referred to as rapist and only "some" "I assume" are good people.
    • Hillary Clinton for constantly saying she should be jailed when she hasn't even been charged or had a trial!
    • People that didn't like hearing his foul language from the podium while on campaign trail (thankfully he stopped that)
    • Women who don't like being kissed or grabbed by the P without permission.
    • All the businesses he has erroneously slammed while quoting inaccurate statistics about their job numbers and where jobs were being created and why.
    • Trump University students that he scammed money out of
    • Contractors that he screwed out of money by not paying their full invoices and granting himself discounts by saying work was substandard then trying to use them again in future projects.
    • Finally the biggest one of all...President Obama for repeatedly attacking his citizenship without any proof whatsoever and lying about sending investigators to Hawaii who "can't believe what they are finding"
    That's all off the top of my head so I am probably forgetting dozens of others because really, it seems like he offends most everyone at some point.
     
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    No that won't do....this the the great one....The Trump....requires a real nipple. :D Just ask him.
     
  10. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    How about giving him a spare national park. Maybe one in Idaho.
     
  11. duffman9000 macrumors 68000

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    The trolling possibilities are enormous!! And the odds of a reply are high because he has an exceedingly thin layer of orange lizard skin.
     
  12. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    Bring on global warming, please.
     
  13. duffman9000 macrumors 68000

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    Why waste space? Utah!
     
  14. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    I dunno, a lot of people there actually had the sense to vote for Evan McMullin. Wouldn't want to inflict the orange one on Utah. A lot of Mormons were not impressed by Trump's bigotry against Muslims, since Mormons experienced being thrown out of their homes further east back in the 1830s. Idaho has 28 state parks, one of them must be overseen by some people who are willing to host the guy their state voted for.
     
  15. samcraig macrumors P6

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    You left off America
     
  16. Zenithal macrumors 603

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    Why is a 70 year old such a whining child? Does Donny need safe spaces from the mean adults? Wah wah. Pathetic. We've elected a crybaby to POTUS.
     
  17. MadeTheSwitch macrumors 6502a

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    If you want that expansive of a scope, then we should just go ahead and say planet earth now (Russia excluded of course).

    I say Alaska. As far north as possible. Sarah Palin can help him with that.
     
  18. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    Yeah, I forgot about that. Maybe a rocking chair on her back porch!
     
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    He'll love the view of Russia. He can wave to his buddy Putin. :D
     
  20. Plutonius macrumors 604

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    I don't see my name listed so why is the thread title "Donald Trump Demands an Apology from You" :) ?

    Seriously, I can't see how people expect that all elections will give them people that they like and agree with. Elections are cyclical and half the time you get people you dislike and half the time you get people you like.

    I feel sorry for the people who are really stressing out over Trump. It will be a long four years for them.
     
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    Hmm...

    Aside from the millions of people who type "sadder sentences", here's some things that could be worse.

    "My mother died today."

    "New York was nuked."

    "I contracted herpes from a sheep."

    "The world will end tomorrow."

    "I just barely realized I'm an indoctrinated liberal."



    You know, things like that.

    But then again, since you all blame Trump for everything BEFORE he is even president, I'm sure all of this stuff will be his fault.

    Well hell! I guess you're right!
     
  22. duffman9000 macrumors 68000

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    I'm sure they will have fun reminiscing.

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  23. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    ^^ If SNL runs bits like that after Friday, our newly endeared leader will try to shut down the First Amendment for sure... forget about banishing media to some faraway place on the 18 acres of White House grounds. The media will be like PPussy Riot, cooling heels in the slammer.
     
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    Mr Orange would need Congress to act. I would pay to see the linguistic gymnastics Republicans would exercise trying to defend it.
     
  25. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    They're getting into the swing of it just defending Trump dissing free trade, NATO, intel services and US generals; plus acceding to T's invented right to be a loudmouthed transition critic of US foreign policy prior to inauguration. Of course defending the gutting of a core piece of the Constitution as amended would be like doing pretzel emulations on a balance beam. Not sure even McConnell would be up for that, considering his fingerprints on the Citizens United case.
     

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