Drunk astronauts? Sabotaged missions? Pat Tillman murdered? This is nuts!

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by Thomas Veil, Jul 27, 2007.

  1. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    It's getting so I'm afraid to turn on the news anymore.

    LA Times

    MSNBC

    It's nobody's fault these crazy stories all came on top of each other, but I swear to God, it's like The Onion has come to life.

    I'd like to believe there's an innocent, logical explanation for Pat Tillman's wounds...though at the moment I can't think of what that would be.

    I'm appalled that NASA could knowingly let astronauts fly drunk.

    And who the hell's working on the space shuttle computers...Dr. Zachary Smith?

    What's next...Dick Cheney's pacemaker batteries running out?? ;)
     
  2. FFTT macrumors 68030

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    No we wouldn't EVER want Dick Cheney to suddenly have serious complications now would we? :rolleyes:

    Something about being piss faced drunk and weightless just doesn't
    seem to be a very good idea, ya know!
     
  3. Maui macrumors 6502a

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    I doubt that will happen, but how crazy would it be if Cheney shot one of his biggest fundraisers? Nah, never happen.
     
  4. solvs macrumors 603

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    It's almost too much sometimes.

    And yet, some people will still defend.
     
  5. Father Jack macrumors 68020

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    Imagine having an endorsement on your driving license for being drunk in charge of the Space Shuttle ... :cool:
     
  6. FrankBlack macrumors 6502

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    Alas, we never did learn just who paid Smith to sabatoge the Jupiter II, did we? :confused:

    It's beginning to make me believe all that stuff about how The Bilderbergs really control everything. :eek: But no, that simply couldn't be. Nope, nothing wrong here.
     
  7. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    Is anyone just plain sick of hearing about diapers, alcohol, and space travel?
    I'm sure I'm not the only one!
     
  8. solvs macrumors 603

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    Well, we could just talk about Pat Tillman, but for some reason I don't think that would make you feel any better.
     
  9. Maui macrumors 6502a

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    OK, how about this one: I hear Dick Cheney transferred his powers to George Bush during Cheney's pacemaker procedure today.
     
  10. Swarmlord macrumors 6502a

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    No worries about that. He just had the pacemaker replaced today. :)
     
  11. FFTT macrumors 68030

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    To make matters worse, now we must wonder about the negative influence
    of Disney characters on our children.

    Could growing up "Disney" be the root cause leading to substance abuse
    in our youth?

    Could the Cinderella complex be the direct cause of marriage failure?


    Serious questions for serious times.
     
  12. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Damn! What a shame.
     
  13. Thomas Veil thread starter macrumors 68020

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    That was why I made that joke.

    Well, we know it was some organization called Aeolus 14 Umbra...we just don't know what government they represent.

    In the '60s, there were only two countries capable of pulling off something like this: the USSR and China. And since the show hinted that that nation had an overpopulation problem, I opt for China.
     

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