It's getting so I'm afraid to turn on the news anymore. LA Times MSNBC It's nobody's fault these crazy stories all came on top of each other, but I swear to God, it's like The Onion has come to life. I'd like to believe there's an innocent, logical explanation for Pat Tillman's wounds...though at the moment I can't think of what that would be. I'm appalled that NASA could knowingly let astronauts fly drunk. And who the hell's working on the space shuttle computers...Dr. Zachary Smith? What's next...Dick Cheney's pacemaker batteries running out??